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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 6, 2010 11:12:51 GMT
But sucking socks is normal. Everyone does it.
Don't they?
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Feb 8, 2010 19:43:29 GMT
Oh, no, no, no darling - no, they don't! And we were doing SO well too....
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 8, 2010 23:02:25 GMT
Oh.
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Mar 1, 2010 11:24:40 GMT
Moving along swiftly now, with socks unsucked, here are the February figures: The surprising Sultan of Cannock breasted the tape in the battle for second place, as Ambersalamander turned on the afterburners again, leaving the rest spluttering in her smoke. Frankiegth was left clinging on to 10th place as newboys readinglad and sirlagerlot came agonisingly close to gatecrashing the top division. TEN-POT ELITE LEAGUE 1 amber 68 2 sultan 24 3 regan 22 4 meadow 21 4 robotsmfc 21 6 daza b 20 7 isihac 15 8 bh 12 8 loy PRA 12 10 frankiegth11 TEN-POT NEXT 10 (of which there are 11 this month) 1 readinglad10 1 sirlagerlot 10 3 AFC j-esag PRA7 3 aleman 7 5 cuckoo 6 5 medibot 6 7 coops 4 7 Peekay 4 7 roscoe 4 7 thevicar 4 7 votp 4 TIN-POT NON-LEAGUE 1 davetscfc 3 1 skif 3 2 bigmark 1 2 giggy 1 2 loudefc 1 2 mrwbahat1 2 ojiveojive 1 2 tchiky 1 The three "new" contributors made a significant number of postings this time, welcome aboard.
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Mar 1, 2010 11:40:14 GMT
The Season Standings are now also in.
TEN-POT ELITE LEAGUE
Ambersalamander extended her lead, while Amberaleman gained promotion to the elite at the expense of Coops.
1 amber 388 2 robotsmfc 207 3 sultan 168 4 isihac 144 5 daza b 142 6 frankiegth128 7 meadow 98 8 loy PRA 85 9 Peekay 66 10 aleman 58
TEN-POT NEXT TEN
Back to 10 this month, Regan pushed in costing thevicar and loudefc their league status:
1 coops 56 2 bh 53 3 J-esagPRA49 4 medibot 45 5 davetscfc 41 6 votp 41 7 giggy 39 8 regan 38 9 cuckoo 27 10 roscoe 27
TEN-POT NON-LEAGUE
12 non-leaguers this time.
1 thevicar 26 2 loudefc 22 3 afc j-esag PRA18 4 sirlagerlot 17 5 bigmark 13 6 skif 11 7 readinglad10 8 ifreakinrule9 9 ojiveojive 6 10 croc 3 11 Leeds WCFC2 11 mrwbahat2
ONE-HIT WONDERS
dougsson 1 MiB TFC 1 old wimbledonian1 sweenyhammer1 tchiky 1
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Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on Mar 1, 2010 16:15:45 GMT
Top stuff again, Roscoe, i can apprecite the time and effort you must put into this each month. Moving along swiftly now, with socks unsucked, here are the February figures: I hope that one day you will get your socks sucked by ambersalamander. You deserve it, mate! ;D
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Post by ambersalamander on Mar 2, 2010 0:21:03 GMT
I bet you REALLY appreciate Roscoe's time and efforts...it must mean a lot to you
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Mar 4, 2010 19:20:18 GMT
Oh, the whole fecking crew is going gaga! Where will it all end, eh? Where will it all end... my life, I thought we had a semblance of sanity; the green shoots of recovery, if you will, sprouting here and people with a clean bill of health. Look I have the certificate here to prove it. "I am NOT insane" it says here. Quite clearly in black on white. And now a someone or someones of hysteria have gone and scraped doggie do's on the carpet of sound mindedness..... Oh, what to do...!
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Post by loy PRA on Mar 4, 2010 21:32:09 GMT
. And now a someone or someones of hysteria have gone and scraped doggie do's on the carpet of sound mindedness..... Oh, what to do...! To be fair I haven't considered my mind to be sound since I left primary school age 11, and progressively less so now, so it bizarrely all makes perfect sense to me.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Mar 5, 2010 13:14:43 GMT
I LOVE YOU LOY! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Mar 5, 2010 14:11:26 GMT
Sultan of Cannock is soooooo cooooool!
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Post by bh on Mar 5, 2010 21:35:36 GMT
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Mar 6, 2010 9:54:31 GMT
I have always, since the Mellor days ;D viewed toe sucking as one vice - so would suggest that the sucking of socks requires just socks! I can't see how it would benefit the feet to be encased in soggy, drooly socks - mind you, having socks in ones mouth is a fetish beyond for me; I may be reasonably broad minded, but sock-sucking?!
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Post by loy PRA on Mar 6, 2010 18:06:19 GMT
I LOVE YOU LOY! Man love. How....liberal. I assumed that drunken hug we shared was entirely platonic. Won't your superiors have something to say about you fraternising with a hardened member of the PRA? It could be the death knell for your career if they were to find some revolutionary Oasis CDs in your possession....
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Post by peekay on Mar 9, 2010 3:00:48 GMT
I LOVE YOU LOY! Man love. How....liberal. I assumed that drunken hug we shared was entirely platonic. Won't your superiors have something to say about you fraternising with a hardened member of the PRA? It could be the death knell for your career if they were to find some revolutionary Oasis CDs in your possession.... *makes smutty remark about Loy's hardened member*
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