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Post by robotsmfc on Sept 28, 2009 13:54:44 GMT
Do we have one of those water cooler/dispenser things too?
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 28, 2009 17:49:42 GMT
Only a really tinpot one that dribbles.
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Post by robotsmfc on Sept 28, 2009 18:28:06 GMT
That's good enough for me
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Post by bh on Sept 28, 2009 22:45:38 GMT
Perhaps a beer engine..........
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Post by peekay on Sept 29, 2009 18:00:05 GMT
Only a really tinpot one that dribbles. Sounds like me at the end of a Saturday night.
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Oct 1, 2009 19:52:08 GMT
***STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS****STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS******STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS*** The end of September figures can now be published. At the top end of the Ten-Pot elite League, Queen Ambersal absolutely demolished the opposition, weighing in with 88 posts to break the century at the cut-off point. Robot put in a phenominal 62 posts to clamber above both ISIHAC and the Sultan into second place. A major surprise has been that early season favourite Meadow appears to have chosen life, and languishes in 6th place, a full 70 posts down on the leader. The real action came at the bottom of the elite table. After 30 mornings of logging the previous day's posts in at 5am with the sole intention of determining a clear top 10, bugger me if the spreadsheet doesn't come up with THREE people in equal 9th! The League Management Committee argued long and hard about how to resolve the conundrum. Amongst the cruel and arbitrary ideas considered were; A) Withdrawing JEsaj PRA to a separate PRA League. B) Fining Frankiegth 50 points for starting a thread about wood stainer C) Putting a minus sign in front of robot's score for being a cheeky little brummie. Finally, and like John Prescott i can confirm that i am in complete agreement with myself when i say this, it was decided to take the charitable option and have eleven ten-potters this month. All in all, September had a massive 452 posts. Pat on the back, peeps! We were rejoined this month by loudefc, skif and Yol PRA. Welcome back folks!
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Oct 1, 2009 19:59:32 GMT
Oh yes! The tables! TEN-POT ELITE LEAGUEamber 101 robotsmfc 65 isihac 62 sultan 50 frankiegth41 meadow 31 bh 17 Peekay 17 coops 16 giggy 16 J-esagPRA16 Tinpot Terrace Premier League cuckoo 12 davetscfc 12 daza b 12 votp 12 aleman 11 medibot 11 roscoe 7 loudefc 6 thevicar 5 yol PRA 2 croc 1 skif 1 ojiveojive 0
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Post by Meadow on Oct 1, 2009 21:51:51 GMT
***STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS****STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS******STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS*** The end of September figures can now be published. At the top end of the Ten-Pot elite League, Queen Ambersal absolutely demolished the opposition, weighing in with 88 posts to break the century at the cut-off point. Robot put in a phenominal 62 posts to clamber above both ISIHAC and the Sultan into second place. A major surprise has been that early season favourite Meadow appears to have chosen life, and languishes in 6th place, a full 70 posts down on the leader. The real action came at the bottom of the elite table. After 30 mornings of logging the previous day's posts in at 5am with the sole intention of determining a clear top 10, bugger me if the spreadsheet doesn't come up with THREE people in equal 9th! The League Management Committee argued long and hard about how to resolve the conundrum. Amongst the cruel and arbitrary ideas considered were; A) Withdrawing JEsaj PRA to a separate PRA League. B) Fining Frankiegth 50 points for starting a thread about wood stainer C) Putting a minus sign in front of robot's score for being a cheeky little brummie. Finally, and like John Prescott i can confirm that i am in complete agreement with myself when i say this, it was decided to take the charitable option and have eleven ten-potters this month. All in all, September had a massive 452 posts. Pat on the back, peeps! We were rejoined this month by loudefc, skif and Yol PRA. Welcome back folks! Maybe you'd like to improve your own post count. In my defence, I've been pretty busy, and when rarely on t'net, I have been reduced to using the search facilty on the BSS forum, in the vain hope of tracking down a certain Woking supporter's posts. The guy's take on Steve Evan's touchline ban is a work of genius - pure comedy gold.
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Post by Meadow on Oct 1, 2009 21:54:15 GMT
Oh yes! The tables! TEN-POT ELITE LEAGUEamber 101 robotsmfc 65 isihac 62 sultan 50 frankiegth41 meadow 31 bh 17 Peekay 17 coops 16 giggy 16 J-esagPRA16 Tinpot Terrace Premier League cuckoo 12 davetscfc 12 daza b 12 votp 12 aleman 11 medibot 11 roscoe 7 loudefc 6 thevicar 5 yol PRA 2 croc 1 skif 1 ojiveojive 0 6th place? Not as good as the Dons (at the moment). Still, a clear gap between 6th and 7th. Can I get into the play-off places, I wonder?
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Post by frankiegth on Oct 2, 2009 14:18:00 GMT
Got to say I'm pleased with my standing in the elite league. ;D I look on the clubhouse section of the forum as a place to talk about all manner of things, like ya do in the pub/cafe/clubhouse. So I'd have felt right aggrieved to have been "docked" points for my wood preserver post. I might make it a goal of mine to come up with really random posts now. BTW in de(fence) of my almost infamous wood preserver it did get 18 replies which in my humble but totally biased opinion more than justifies its place on the board. ;D Even if it is a load of bollaux.
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Oct 2, 2009 18:34:12 GMT
So what if you'd have felt aggrieved? What do you think this is, a bloody democracy? At the end of the day i'm the one updating the spreadsheet at 5am every day and while i'm continuing with it there are just two rules to bear in mind: 1) Roscoe is always right. 2) If Roscoe is wrong, rule 1 applies. Wood preserver indeed! You deserved to have more than just points docked for that one, matey!
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Post by medibot on Oct 3, 2009 0:35:02 GMT
Has anyone made a rubbish wood preserver/viagra joke yet?
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Post by frankiegth on Oct 3, 2009 7:56:39 GMT
So what if you'd have felt aggrieved? What do you think this is, a bloody democracy? At the end of the day i'm the one updating the spreadsheet at 5am every day and while i'm continuing with it there are just two rules to bear in mind: 1) Roscoe is always right. 2) If Roscoe is wrong, rule 1 applies. Wood preserver indeed! You deserved to have more than just points docked for that one, matey! I'm pretty sure if I met you in the real world, rather than the cyber one, we'd get on alright. You remind me of me. ;D
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Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Oct 10, 2009 8:12:39 GMT
***STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS****STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS******STOP PRESS**** STOP PRESS***
We are back to a Ten-pot elite with 10 people in it, as a week of inactivity relegated Peekay back to the Premier League.
Poster of the week was Sultan of Cannock who climbed over ISIHAC into third place. Ambersalamander in first place overall pulled further clear of robotsmfc in second. At the bottom, Giggy and Coop's posts broke the tie and relegated Peekay.
Amberaleman, Medibot, Daza and votp were all active this week and are threatening to break into the elite league, with bh, Giggy and Coops in most danger of demotion.
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Post by amberaleman on Oct 10, 2009 12:31:19 GMT
Amberaleman, Medibot, Daza and votp were all active this week and are threatening to break into the elite league. But am I boverred?
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