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Post by luvlydory on May 29, 2006 21:24:10 GMT
Name:Colleen Age: 34 Location: about 1 mile from Portsmouth (cosham) Team: Honorary Hawkette / possible Sunderland Nissan Job: Looking for one Immediate Family: Mam (Dad deceased), 3 older sisters, 1 older brother Favourite Food: Minted Lamb Favourite Drink: Guinness / anything containing alcohol Favourite Film: My Fair Lady Favourite TV Programme: American Chopper Favourite Band: Meatloaf, most country artists Newspapers Read: Daily Mail Last Book Read: The Last Temptation - Val Mcdermid Other Hobbies: Walking my dog, lusting after Audi TT's Car: 1997 Ford Escort 1.8lx cosworth zetec-e 5 people to invite to a Dinner Party: politician, philosipher,optimist, pessimist, taxi driver. Likes: alcohol, animals, nice people Dislikes: politicians, arrogance & ignorance Ideal partner: Teddy Sheringham,Tommy Lee Jones Claim to fame: working on it.........
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Post by ojiveojive on May 30, 2006 9:26:19 GMT
Name:Clive Age: 56 Location: Birmingham Team: Moor Green Job: Hand (sorry, couldn't resist it) - Editor Immediate Family: Wife, three daughters, cat, two goldfish, two parents, two brothers, two sisters Favourite Food: Vegetarian Favourite Drink: Red wine, brandy, real mild Favourite Film: Anything by Jean Renoir, Hardcore by Paul Schrader Favourite TV Programme: The Larry Sanders Show Favourite Band: Grateful Dead, Stoneground, New Riders Of The Purple Sage, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Kaleidoscope, Dan Hicks And His Hot Licks, Boz Scaggs, Jimmie Rogers, Hank Williams, The Band, The Byrds, The Hoodoo Rhythm Devils, The Cramps, Old And In The Way, Country Joe and The Fish, Captain Beefheart, Willie Nelson, Little Feat, The Youngbloods, Ry Cooder, The Dillards, Asleep At The Wheel, The Cure, Bob Marley, Toots And The Maytals, Burnin' Spear, Third World - I could go on forever Newspapers Read: I don't read newspapers - The New Statesman, The Ecologist, New Internationalist, Resurgence (magazines) Last Book Read: Cosa Nostra, a history of the sicilian mafia by John Dickie Other Hobbies: Walking, lusting, landscape photography Car: Volvo S40, I like my home comforts 5 people to invite to a Dinner Party: I can think of at least eight I wouldn't: Dave Davies, Don McLean, Robert Smith, Norman Hassan, Simon Le Bon, Ian Botham, Allan Lamb, Kid Creole. Likes: People, Italy, the countryside Dislikes: politically correct arseholes Ideal partner: A generous soul with far more money than me Claim to fame: During an argument, at the end of an extremely hard day I screamed at the second in command of the northern mafia "You're all the same, you f u c k i n g eyetalians, you're all a bunch of thieves and liars" and I lived (I did have to apologise, though)
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Post by luvlydory on May 30, 2006 11:22:08 GMT
Favourite Band: Grateful Dead, Stoneground, New Riders Of The Purple Sage, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Kaleidoscope, Dan Hicks And His Hot Licks, Boz Scaggs, Jimmie Rogers, Hank Williams, The Band, The Byrds, The Hoodoo Rhythm Devils, The Cramps, Old And In The Way, Country Joe and The Fish, Captain Beefheart, Willie Nelson, Little Feat, The Youngbloods, Ry Cooder, The Dillards, Asleep At The Wheel, The Cure, Bob Marley, Toots And The Maytals, Burnin' Spear, Third World - I could go on forever that's one helluva band, what do they sing ? p.s. what's a hand editor ??
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Post by ojiveojive on May 30, 2006 13:52:34 GMT
???They sing songs, what the bleedin' hell do you think they sing? Instrumentals?
::)I pull out the fingernails of people who ask silly questions ;D
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Post by luvlydory on May 30, 2006 16:52:32 GMT
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Post by medibot on May 30, 2006 17:42:42 GMT
Favourite Drink: Red wine, brandy, real mildMmmmmm, Mild. Can you tell CAMRA's Mild for May month has gone down quite well with me? ;D
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Post by Giggy of Telford on May 30, 2006 18:44:43 GMT
The thing that worries me most is that his favourite food is vegetarians, I think that qualifies as canibalism.
PS: Sorry about that, been trying to fight off that terrible joke since yesterday.
PPS: Double sorry if someone else has already said it.
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Post by luvlydory on May 30, 2006 19:07:23 GMT
;D very funny !!
i still don't know what a hand editor is ??
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Post by ojiveojive on May 30, 2006 19:42:00 GMT
A hand editor is someone who pulls out the fingernails of people who ask silly questions, or chops off one or more of their fingers depending on how offensive they've been I don't EAT vegetarians, well actually I have eaten a few in my time, come to think of it I've also eaten a few omnivores, too ;D
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Post by luvlydory on May 30, 2006 19:43:37 GMT
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Post by coops on May 30, 2006 20:43:21 GMT
Ojive, you know how you wouldn't invite Don McLean to dinner, is that because you didn't like his work in Crackerjack?
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Post by ojiveojive on May 30, 2006 21:27:08 GMT
Nope, Coops, it's the other Don McLean of American Pie/Vincent fame. I toured with him in 93 and I was appalled by his attitude to disabled punters. I have to be careful what I say but in my opinion something he said to me in private with regard to only wanting fully functioning human beings in his audience made me want to quit and being the father of a child with profound Downs syndrome, cerebral palsy and autism it also made me want to punch his lights out. If there hadn't been more than a few days left I would have done, but, I bit my lip and carried out my duties as professionally as I could, I refused to have someone removed from the audience, collected my three grand in pay and then told him exactly what I thought of him.
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Post by emochris on May 30, 2006 21:55:37 GMT
Name: Chris Rowcroft Age: 21 Team: Spennymoor Town F.C (Northern League Div 2) Job: Student - Music Immediate Family: Mam (Cheryl) Dad (Mike) and 2 brothers (Scott and Jordan) Favourite Food: Chips mostly Favourite Drink: Budweiser Favourite Film: Akira Favourite TV Programme: Open All Hours/'Allo 'Allo Favourite Band: mostly emo bands - Taking Back Sunday Newspapers you Read: Northern Echo Last Book Read: The Far Corner - about North East football Other Hobbies: Anime/Manga Car: Havent got one 5 people you would invite to a Dinner Party: 3 of my mates and Adam from TBS and Nell McAndrew Ideal partner: Any emo/asian girl
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Post by ambersalamander on May 31, 2006 9:05:28 GMT
Well done Mr. Ojive, that's exactly what I would've done too, being the sister of someone with a severe learning disability/autism and also being someone who works for MENCAP with people who have profound learning disabilities! I cannot believe some people's attitudes sometimes...they are still living in the dark ages Was in a pub the other day with a nice big extra wide "disabled" entrance. Trouble was, to access this door you either had to 1) go up 2 steps and through a 2-foot gap between tables, or 2) go through a narrow gate and magically pass through the table and 6 chairs that had been placed in front of it, and then open this (extremely heavy) door by pulling a handle that was about a metre and a half up the door, i.e. far too high for a wheelchair user. Useful...
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Post by ojiveojive on May 31, 2006 10:27:04 GMT
Luvlydory, it's both Ambersalamander, doncha just wanna bazooka to blow the motherf u c k e r s to kingdom come? I do
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