How Chav are you?

[roofless]

Do students just do it? What it?

[Col ISIHAC.]

roofless said:

Do students just do it? What it?

With a crowbar?

You - and YOUR reputation?

Have just noticed something.

Your penguin avatar appears to be cr*pping little MSN people.

Looks most un-natural

Wotcha gonna do about it then?

[roofless]

My reputation for what?!?!

I tried to have a decent avator and I couldn't work out how so I had to have one of the ones on the list . It's so distressing I might put a nice maths one on when I get back to uni

[luvlydory]

do students make such hard work out of being so lazy ??!

btw ISIHAC, please explain, dory slow on the uptake tonight (probably the half dozen glasses of wine !!) what was funny ??

[roofless]

luvlydory said:

do students make such hard work out of being so lazy ??!

It's true there is a knack. For example you can't just watch any daytime TV. Arthur and Lizzie Maguire are ok, but Blue Peter is not. The Jeremy Kyle show is fine, but other chat shows are rubbish. Neighbours is compulsary.

If there is a choice between "no food", "mouldy food" and "going to shop to buy food", the first or second ones are always the choice you must make. If desperate "ring for takeaway" is always a good option.

You should attend most of your lectures, however doing the tutorial sheets etc is optional.

Ill is fine, staying in bed in finer, but only between the hours of 3am and 8pm, never leaving the house between 8pm and 3am constitutes real and unacceptable laziness.

A good way to save energy discovered in our house was having the same nickname for each housemate. Therefore if you want something doing, shouting either "pussy" or "jean" loudly will usually get one of their attention without the unnecessary effort of shouting 3 or 4 names until you gain a response. If all else fails, use of a mobile phone is fine to get attention from someone a large distance away, ie the next roo, or upstairs.

Any more Medibot?

[Col ISIHAC.]

;D

OK.
PAy attention.
Ruth; the "Reputation" thing comes from The Fast Show - don't you dare tell me you've not heard of it!

See me after class.

The crap*ing penguin can stay - it's just a quirk of the board.

Dory, darling - we were laughing at the fact that Ruth found it necessary to drop a syllable from her grandmother's moicker- simply to save a little effort. Have a look at the previous page.

That is, if that's what you were getting at!

[luvlydory]

I think i just joined ISIHAC in the process of rolling on floor (i don't live alone though, i live with a guy with a dent in his head - curtesy of a hammer), now THIS thread has really gone off its rails !!!

it's what i'm getting at but just didn't get it - til now !!!!

btw i love the avatar !

[roofless]

I wanna know more about this guy with a dent in his head!

[luvlydory]

he is the guy i've lived with for the past 6 years, got hit by someone with a hammer while out walking the dog, had 7 hours of surgery, lost all of his personality and charisma & stuff, isn't the person he used to be, and i get so frustrated sometimes i could put a dent in the other side !.
He had a fractured skull. fractured all of the bones in his face, had some skull and brain removed, and spent a week in icu at southampton - and that's just the half of it !!

[medibot]

As much as i agree Neighbours is compulsory, i haven't watched much of it recently, however for extra lazy points i can read the plotlines off the website and catch up.

Here's another few;

Never Mind The Buzzcocks is now streamed off the BBC Two site, therefore i watch it off my computer in my room and don't have to remember when it is on TV and go watch it then.

I have a sink in my room, therefore i can wash dishes without going downstairs. Very useful for eating brekkie in my room. Anything that can go in a cupboard can go in my room. My mum actually got me a mini fridge but it is still at home in Sutton cos i can't be bothered to bring it over. If i had that i wouldn't even have to go and get the milk.

Real Ale doesn't need to be chilled, find a cool patch in your room and your cans or bottles will keep the beer at a perfectly acceptable drinking temperature for most of the year, summer could be an issue, i don't know yet as it has only been sunny whilst i wasn't at work or in lectures three times since i moved to Brighton.

If i open my window the wheely bins are below, therefore if one is open i can drop rubbish in from above.

My PC is three yards from the bed, some days that is as far as i will move for a good 4 or 5 hours. Saves money cos i've already bought my PC and paid for the internet, going out would entail the need to purchase beer.

I live in the optimum location in my house for alerting the attention of others, also if the door bell goes i can see out of the window who it is and if it isn't for me i won't have to move.

Engineering 4 does exist, it is known as the Swan Inn in Falmer village which slightly up a hill but the lazy factor is that it gets me nearer the station than other after lecture drinking holes and has comfy seats and real beer. It is only nearer the station if i exclude Falmer Bar but this is only to be used inbetween lectures, never after.

There are a few more but the essentials are above.

[Col ISIHAC.]

And here we have the future captains of industry folks!


Delegation built in - at a very personal level, from an early age.

Fack knows what will happen if either of them have to actually take a decision - but no doubt we'll find out! ;D

[luvlydory]

I love the bin idea !! i didn't think students washed dishes though ?

[roofless]

Yea my room is freezing anywhere I can keep chocolate at any point in the room except in a 1cm radius from the radiator and its cool as from the fridge. The water gets very hot in our taps though, so we fill the hot water bottles (I know how old that makes me sound, but if you had been in my room you would understand) from the tap in the bathroom.... ingenious time and stair walking saver!

The bin thing is amazing though. Very impressed!

Also discovered shouting "jean" or "pussy" and then whoever comes to the door saying "could you turn the light off please" reduces the need to stand up... but that action is now banned in our house as it got over used... I talk more to the people I live with on MSN than in person though, particularly the girl downstairs. We also shout through the wall if it means we don't need to get up. Unfortunately the wall between our two rooms is unnecessarily thin .

[medibot]

Of course i wash my dishes, what do you take me for, some kind of slob?

[luvlydory]

medibot said:

Of course i wash my dishes, what do you take me for, some kind of slob?

I thought students used paper plates or such that they didn't have to !!?