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Post by bh on Feb 15, 2007 12:07:06 GMT
turned back into the evil........
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Post by peekay on Feb 15, 2007 13:23:54 GMT
milk snatcher before joining her mate Pinochet in...
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Post by bh on Feb 15, 2007 15:38:56 GMT
the darkest deepest..............
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Post by peekay on Feb 16, 2007 7:11:57 GMT
reaches of hell, where they...
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Post by malxscfc on Feb 16, 2007 13:08:58 GMT
all look like Man United fans and
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Post by bh on Feb 16, 2007 17:26:30 GMT
dress in the same fashion as................
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Post by amberaleman on Feb 17, 2007 23:35:33 GMT
Alex Ferguson, the devil incarnate according to
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Post by malxscfc on Feb 18, 2007 22:03:49 GMT
his hairdresser, Alfonse, who regularly gets the hairdryer
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Post by amberaleman on Feb 18, 2007 22:17:07 GMT
stuck right up
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 18, 2007 22:36:38 GMT
with hair clippings. So he invented a device to
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Post by amberaleman on Feb 18, 2007 22:43:08 GMT
suck the clippings into a bag and blow them out
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 18, 2007 22:55:43 GMT
onto Sutton's pitch to soak up the excess moisture and
(had to change the subject- I just burnt myself quite badly on a hair styling device I wasn't even aware was plugged in. Debating whether to bother going to A&E or not)
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Post by malxscfc on Feb 18, 2007 23:12:52 GMT
onto Sutton's pitch to soak up the excess moisture and (had to change the subject- I just burnt myself quite badly on a hair styling device I wasn't even aware was plugged in. Debating whether to bother going to A&E or not) If you do, all they'll do is run shed loads of cold water on the affected part - so save yourself the trouble. Get your radio out, tune in to Five Live or Radio 4, take it into the bathroom, and run the shower on cold over your burnt bit. 15 minutes should do the trick. It cools down the layer of subcutaneous fat. [No. I'm NOT calling you fat! ] {story continues} ...slow down any attack from the opposition wearing the wrong type of stud
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 18, 2007 23:22:58 GMT
because you are not supposed to wear jewellery when playing (I told you I don't listen to BBC radio! Anyway, you're meant to go to A&E if the burn is bigger than a 10p coin, because you lose an awful lot of fluid through it and can actually go into shock. Going into shock is not pleasant and is always caused by losing too much body fluid, usually through bleeding or diarrhoea. I had the early stages of shock last week when I had that tummy bug and threw up what seemed like gallons. It was horrid. I only mention this to advise my fellow Tinpot Terracers for the future
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Post by malxscfc on Feb 18, 2007 23:35:49 GMT
, as the sun gleaming off all that bling might
[Is that an old 10p piece or a new one? Old one was about twice the area... Hope you're okay, anyway.]
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