Only

[farnsworth]

remembered my password.

Along with that I am going to go in the bath soon.

Then for a meal.

Booze.

Cinema.

I love my Friday 1st June, love you all and if you want steamy texts, then contact me on 07893 848832.

Reppin Oakley, BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP

[ambersalamander]

I phoned that number for some hot luuurve, but it turned out to be a mangetout seller. I don't want mangetout. I demand that you refund me the cost of that call. I'm going to move this thread into the idiots' forum.

[Col ISIHAC.]

I know people who Mange Tout upon every available opportunity.

None of them can claim to be svelte!

Keep on dipping-in, Farnsworth

[bh]

This isn't going to be another of those surreal threads is it???

[votp]

Fish.

[ambersalamander]

What's surreal about fish?

Normally I mange tout, ISIHAC- you know that cos you've cooked for me!

And I ain't fat.

Possibly because I've hardly eaten anything for two weeks!

[votp]

ambersalamander said:

What's surreal about fish?

Fish always seem to be involved. Just like the old joke:
Real Madrid 2 Surreal Madrid Fish

Anyway, I may have some mange tout later; think it may be time for a barbie.
Just put on the third Kitchens of Distinction album, there is Old Speckled Hen in the fridge and all is right with the world.

[ambersalamander]

It may have something to do with Fisher Athletic.

Can I have some of your Old Speckled Hen please? All is NOT right with my world but a few drops of beer might help

[hannahcafc]

Ah but is a fish an animal? no, sorry, shouldn't start that again, that particular conversation should have been born and died in Worthing! Votp, i think you were fortunate enough to have been absent from that particular episode!

[ambersalamander]

Of course it bloody is, and not everything born in worthing is bad. Don't know about dying in worthing though; apparently several people do that every day (not the same people obviously) so it seems like a good place to start if you're suicidal.

[votp]

hannahcafc said:

Ah but is a fish an animal?

Well is it a vegetable or a mineral? I think a process of elimination may help. Was the Vicar involved in some way? He works in a mysterious way.

Sal, the OSH is going fast so you will have to be quick, I am prepared to share but not to wait. I think there may be some Pride left. Then its onto the Domestos as usual.

[hannahcafc]

votp said:

hannahcafc said:

Ah but is a fish an animal?

Well is it a vegetable or a mineral? I think a process of elimination may help. Was the Vicar involved in some way? He works in a mysterious way.

:oAre you his double? that's exactly what he said! But we've since proved it is an animal, despite my dad's 'rock salmon' protests *cue numerous dodgy fish puns*! ahhh good times

[bh]

I always wondered what the Police were singing about, 'Rock Sam' a definite fishy song!!

Hmmm, nice bottle of Hobgoblin in the fridge, mind you might stop off for a quick Summer Lightning or a pint of decent stout in the Sultan on the way home. Decisions, decisions!

[Col ISIHAC.]

Surreality check!

Amber has NEVER been a portly porky specimen - fish or no! ISIHAC is this organ's celebrity big brother rockstar superchef; and OSH is available come rain or shine in my local; as am I

I am still taking the meds

[bh]

Two pints of the Sultans wonderful stout helped me know end, specially after 12 hours as the over weight controller!!