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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 28, 2006 10:09:13 GMT
I am babysitting my parents' cat, Lucy, while they are away in France.
This creature is sixteen years of age, and I have known her only too well since I was eight.
The first thing she did when she got to my place was to jump onto my coffee table, knocking down and breaking my glass coasters.
Then she started jumping on every available surface like a bull in a china shop and knocking over loose items left, right and centre.
All night she refused to let me sleep as she was busy noisily vandalising my property. I woke up to find she'd ripped one of my favourite posters off the wall AND done a poo on my kitchen floor.
She has covered every surface with hairs already and has only been here since yesterday evening. She doesn't like me using the PC; whenever I try she jumps onto the keyboard or mouse and just sits there watching me.
I have seized this chance now while she is busy destroying something else to put out this plea for help. HELP me! Please. As soon as she sees what I am doing I will beaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrthdjnhtejkunh5iu4j98t8yu
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Post by J Esaj PRA on Jul 28, 2006 11:34:45 GMT
Get a handgun and use it. It's the only sure treatment that works on cats.
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Post by roofless on Jul 28, 2006 18:23:42 GMT
I looked after my auntys cat couple of weeks ago and the f**k**g spiteful thing pissed on the floor while I was watching. It did it under the pretence of being an idiot, it sat with its legs in the litter tray and hung its arse out the side and just let it go on the floor... git.
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Post by coops on Jul 28, 2006 20:44:48 GMT
Excellent! Cats are fantastic and of course they know when you don't like them and they know EXACTLY how to really, really piss you off!
Our new cat (rescued as all our others have been) likes to ambush people from the top of the clothes horse, he will lie there for hours pretending to be fast asleep but those claws come out in nano-seconds as soon as anyone he doesn't like walks past. I feed him so I am exempt.
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 28, 2006 22:02:40 GMT
But I do like cat, and I thought she liked me too until last night!
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Post by bonehead on Jul 30, 2006 10:25:50 GMT
But I do like cat, and I thought she liked me too until last night! Cats are like that. They are the devil in disguise. Just when you think you understand them, they do something totally out of character that harms you. A bit like men ;D
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Post by amberaleman on Aug 7, 2006 18:12:43 GMT
Sal, maybe Lucy jumped onto your mousemat because she was after the mouse! ;D Or is that just too obvious?
I've heard that some machines are equipped with a whale instead of a mouse. Now, no cat is going to jump on a whale. Or is it?
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Post by ambersalamander on Aug 7, 2006 19:55:20 GMT
Maybe she fell in love at first sight with my Sutton United mousemat, or with one of the people I was talking to on MSN Messenger ;D
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samd
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Post by samd on Aug 20, 2006 22:07:51 GMT
Get a dog, I've got a lovely dog after my previous lovely dog had to be put to sleep
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Post by ambersalamander on Aug 20, 2006 23:47:45 GMT
I HATE dogs!
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samd
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Post by samd on Aug 21, 2006 16:06:01 GMT
I HATE dogs! And they hate you.
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Post by ambersalamander on Aug 21, 2006 18:53:26 GMT
I know they do! That's why I avoid them!
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Post by medibot on Aug 24, 2006 0:09:42 GMT
Hahaha, just got a brilliant mental image of a bunch of dogs plotting to annoy Sal. It looks sort of like the dogs playing poker picture but with plans and stuff
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Post by ambersalamander on Aug 28, 2006 21:23:35 GMT
The cat has now decided that she is madly in love with my boyfriend and likes him more than any member of the family! *jealous rage*
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Aug 28, 2006 22:24:08 GMT
How can you admit to being jealous of a little pussy?
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