Villain: Short (and possibly sh*t) Keepers

[Giggy of Telford]

Sounds too complicated, there's a party store in town which would probably have a wig of some sort. The passport less easy.

I'm guessing they felt sorry for me in that game and called full time, we were 7-0 down and then pulled one back, shortly after it was 8-1 and if anything going to get worse, the game ended very soon from then.

Needless to say i wasn't in goal for a few games after that.

[peekay]

I'm reminded of an old joke along the lines of Goalkeepers choosing to play where they do because they can't play football. ;D

I should add at this point that I was a Goalkeeper myself when I was younger. I used to play for my school.

P.s I'm 6'2"

[ambersalamander]

I'm considerably shorter than you, Giggy.

[malxscfc]

Apart from Medibot, we're ALL shorter than you, Giggy! ;D