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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 9:34:30 GMT
Miniscule - a toddler's playgroup in Liverpool... Divination - what West Midlanders think of the Welsh.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 9:58:49 GMT
I was waiting for Martello's next. Obviously he's working, like I should be... Dumplings - Liverpudlian for an inferior Golf Course.
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Post by bh on Oct 19, 2007 10:00:27 GMT
Me too..................
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 10:05:14 GMT
Yeah, Oh well...
Aviemore - Oliver Twist, set in Yorkshire.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 10:28:14 GMT
Come on, Andrew. Where are you? Micturate - The South African love of Irish men.
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martello
Steaming Bovril
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure...
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Post by martello on Oct 19, 2007 10:49:10 GMT
Dilate - to live a long life.
Slippery - a bit like a slipper.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 11:50:11 GMT
Wheel trim - A German Master Butcher
Flatulent - A rented apartment in Birmingham.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 15:36:22 GMT
Diocese - A kidney machine for drunks.
Copulate - Traditional East London gangster's taunt when fleeing the Police.
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Post by ojiveojive on Oct 19, 2007 16:33:05 GMT
Hammer - a Brummie screwdriver.
Screwdriver - a Brummie lever.
Lever - a Brummie bottle opener.
Bottle opener - a Brummie tooth extractor.
Tooth extractor - a Brummie hammer.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 19, 2007 17:12:04 GMT
Hammer - a Brummie screwdriver. Screwdriver - a Brummie lever. Lever - a Brummie bottle opener. Bottle opener - a Brummie tooth extractor. Tooth extractor - a Brummie hammer. ;D Techtonics - Yorkshire dialect for taking your medicines. Architechtonic - Yorkshire for "Listen, he's taking medicine."
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 19, 2007 20:42:05 GMT
You can't spell minuscule like that, EASTBOURNE. And you stole half of yours. I know, cos I've heard them before ;D Cardiologist: someone who puts their heart into their knitting Diarrhoea: a really awful bottom White noise: Salisbury fans Fissure: the divide between two football clubs who ground-share in Dulwich
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Post by amberaleman on Oct 19, 2007 21:11:28 GMT
Two used by posh people:
Enfield - where Liverpool play
Creche - a collision between two vehicles
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 19, 2007 21:33:30 GMT
Arthritis: Cambridge City's reaction to their Chairman the season before last
Jacuzzi: a French submachine gun
Myxomatosis: an exclamation to one's (female) sibling that Michael is standing on one's foot
Taxi already booked.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 20, 2007 5:22:30 GMT
Dysphasia - A Jamaican asking "Does this worry you?" Toulouse-Lautrec - Being unable to find your way on a hike through Wolverhampton... It's a bit early for thinking...
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 21, 2007 20:27:37 GMT
Dysphoria: A Jamaican query as to whether this item is intended for you
Upbraid: To change to a better hairstyle
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