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Post by medibot on Dec 18, 2006 23:56:42 GMT
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Post by malxscfc on Dec 19, 2006 21:35:52 GMT
I still fondly remember the first time when i discovered my stomachs dislike of rum and ruined your parents CD collection and a Non-League directory when i was fifteen Hang on a mo! A 'responsible' Moderator of this Forum was condoning a 15-year-old's imbibing hard liquor?! Experience tells me that it's a great pity to get hammered on one type of poison (to the extent of projectile vomiting) at an impressionable age, since you're unlikely to enjoy that particular drink for a long, long time. For me it was Dry Martini. 20 years on I'm cool with it, but the achievement of that status took time, effort and much laborious and unselfish 'input' on my part. Glad you survived to tell the tale, Nick. Not a classic day out - no blood shed, no loss of wallet, no near-misses with a runaway bus, but you're young still, and there's plenty time for all of that on an annual basis hereafter! ;D Could have been worse, after all. It could have rained, you might have blinked and missed your stop at Salisbury, you might have been mugged by Mormons, then seen a dreadful game where your 'adopted-team-of-the day' got stuffed, missed your train, been in trouble at work for being late, and to cap it all you might have been obliged to drink a pint of Courage! Hopefully we'll make that up to you if can make it to Lewes on Friday March 23rd!
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Post by medibot on Dec 19, 2006 22:50:34 GMT
Funnily enough rum actually makes me sick and that's what made me sick when i was fifteen. I was drinking vodka before and that was fine. Everytime i've touched rum since i've felt very sick or have been sick. Vile stuff. Not as bad as Courage though
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Post by ambersalamander on Dec 20, 2006 0:31:06 GMT
Leave me alone Malx, I was only 21 at the time! You can't moderate a forum responsibly at that age...
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Post by medibot on Dec 20, 2006 1:04:12 GMT
hahahaha. I'll let everybody else work that one out
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Post by malxscfc on Dec 20, 2006 21:15:19 GMT
Funnily enough rum actually makes me sick and that's what made me sick when i was fifteen. I was drinking vodka before and that was fine. Everytime i've touched rum since i've felt very sick or have been sick. Vile stuff. Not as bad as Courage though That's like having half a bottle of vodka, half a bottle of gin, half a bottle of sherry, half a bottle of whisky, half a bottle of cider and, finally, a small glass of port. Then blaming the port for making you ill. That's the way it always feels. I recommend your return to sanity via small quantities of decent rum (e.g. Appleton's or Pusser's), and some white rum in larger quantities. Unfortunately you'll have to have Bacardi, as it seems to be the only drinkable white rum in the country... Will make you a decent piƱa colada next time you're down this way!
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Post by malxscfc on Dec 20, 2006 21:26:19 GMT
Leave me alone Malx, I was only 21 at the time! You can't moderate a forum responsibly at that age... Uh-hummm... You can represent your area as an MP at 21. At that age I think one is old enough to appreciate the perils of stuffing fermented sugar cane down the gullet of a queasy teen. If I were Medibot, I'd join with the Caribbean Distillers' Association and take a class action against you! If nothing else, he might get a free holiday thrown in! ;D
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Post by ambersalamander on Dec 20, 2006 22:29:54 GMT
Oh pffft, can't one have a not-so-subtle dig at one's boyfriend without someone completely missing the point?
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Post by malxscfc on Dec 21, 2006 21:24:20 GMT
Oh pffft, can't one have a not-so-subtle dig at one's boyfriend without someone completely missing the point? In this case, 'not'... (Throwing up's the natural physiological reaction to the intake of excessive quantities of toxin. To suppress it is the result of a fascistic form of social conditioning, only, surely? :
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Post by medibot on Dec 21, 2006 21:48:09 GMT
err, malx, the joke was Sal's boyfriend Martello is 21 and moderates the conf south forum Like the sick explanation though. Funny how i wasn't sick on the same amount of exclusively Hop Back beers though. The toxins were obviously in the directors
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davetscfc
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Post by davetscfc on Dec 22, 2006 16:07:22 GMT
To be fair to malx us Wiltshire bumpkins are still a bit new to the goings around with you city types. A bit like you suddenly bumping into our relationshp with the Chips 'n' Ham (Chippenham), Barff City, a flock of sheep and a flaggon of cider.
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Post by amberaleman on Dec 22, 2006 22:12:12 GMT
To be fair to malx us Wiltshire bumpkins are still a bit new to the goings around with you city types. I always thought Salisbury was a city! It certainly has a fine cathedral. ;D (Sutton certainly is not a city!)
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Post by medibot on Dec 23, 2006 0:44:18 GMT
I hate Chippenham and cider and i've been to bath and seen many a flock of sheep. How that's relevant i don't know but i thought i would mention it
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Post by ambersalamander on Dec 27, 2006 1:08:32 GMT
What? You had a bath? You, the soap dodger? Surely not... oh! You went TO BATH! Phew, I thought the universe was about to implode then.
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Post by medibot on Dec 27, 2006 3:32:54 GMT
jeeeeeeeeeeeez.
How old is that joke now?
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