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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 23, 2006 0:50:53 GMT
Da da da der, da da da der, da da da der di der!!
Or something.
And animation that made you FEEL pished, even though you knew deep down that you were just a kid, and were most certainly stony sober! ;D
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Post by medibot on Jul 23, 2006 0:56:14 GMT
I've still got a tape of it somewhere
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 23, 2006 1:02:27 GMT
I've still got a tape of it somewhere Destroy it. There was always something odd about that programme. I'd suspect infiltration; the thought police or something. Far more up J.esaJ's alley than mine, as it were, but it just felt all thingy!
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Post by medibot on Jul 23, 2006 1:08:12 GMT
Am not destroying it
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 23, 2006 1:12:06 GMT
Am not destroying it On your own head... 's just that if you get a rude awakening at 3am from the thought police, or crap animation patrol or something; then having destroyed the evidence will have been a good thing ;D What episode(s) have you got?
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Post by medibot on Jul 23, 2006 1:14:18 GMT
dunno, i'll have to dig it out tomorrow. Small chance my mum has already chucked it out, she likes moving all my things around when i am out.
I once came back drunk having returned home from uni breifly, she had decorated my room and not told me, you can imagine how scary that is when yer drunk and again when you wake up having forgotten...
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 23, 2006 1:16:59 GMT
Would have been even scarier if you had then decided to watch R & C in your pished state! Your entire universe would have been spinning around.
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 23, 2006 1:19:11 GMT
if you get a rude awakening at 3am darling. botty is always awake at 3am.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 23, 2006 1:21:05 GMT
if you get a rude awakening at 3am darling. botty is always awake at 3am. I'm not!
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 23, 2006 1:30:39 GMT
you will be tonight
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Post by luvlydory on Aug 3, 2006 19:21:43 GMT
I thiefed these.........
A banjo player was on his way back from a gig and decided to stop for a coffee. Having parked up, gone to the loo, stood in line, ordered and paid for his coffee, he goes to sit down. He suddenly realises he's left his instrument on the back seat in full view of anyone passing by and dashes back to his parked vehicle. Alas, he's too late; someone has broken into the car and placed another two banjos beside his.
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During a band's intermission, the rather educated banjoist strolls up to the bar and says to the bartender; "I say, my man. Could you recommend a good Port?" " Yes" replies the bartender, "Southampton, there's a train in ten minutes!"
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A man goes into a bar with a chihuaha on a lead. "Oi you!" Says the barman, "Can't you read? No dogs!" "But I'm blind," says the man "this is my guide dog." "What? A chihuaha?" Says the barman. "Oh! No! Is that what they've given me?"
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A Yorkshireman goes to a veterinary practice and says; "I want mi cat neutered" The receptionist asks "Is it a tom" "No it's not at 'om" he says "It's 'ere in't basket!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A lady goes into a hairdressers in Newcastle and say's "I'd like a nice perm please." The hairdresser starts off "I wandered lonely as a cloud..........."
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A man goes into a gent's outfitters in Birmingham and says; "I'd like a nice kipper tie." The shop assistant says "Certainly sir, do you take milk and sugar?"
made me giggle ;D
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Post by coops on Aug 3, 2006 21:00:40 GMT
Sorry, but your last one is geographically and dialectically incorrect.
In Birmingham cup of tea would be pronounced more like "Cuppa tay", if you had based your joke in the Black Country it would have been far better.
Yours pedantically
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Post by luvlydory on Aug 3, 2006 21:42:47 GMT
apologies mr coops !, I didn't base anything, i nicked it ! ;D
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