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Post by ambersalamander on Apr 22, 2007 10:15:53 GMT
I woke up this morning after an afternoon and evening of somewhat heavy drinking, to find a large number of text messages stored on my mobile that I have no recollection of receiving! Some are very sweet messages from some lovely friends, but the best one is from someone I've never heard of and runs thus: "Alrite m8 its Cory. Got yr no frm Ross. Hav u got da axle grease for 2nite? Same place same time cya m8" Axle grease? Baffling Anyone else ever had any completely bizarre wrong-number texts?
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Post by Giggy of Telford on Apr 22, 2007 11:49:16 GMT
Erm.....axel grease? I'm not even going to try figuring that one out.
I once got:
"Jason hurry up and get read for swimming you fart machine turd face, from Stacie."
To this day I still have no idea who those people are or if Jason did indeed get ready for swimming in the end. My guess is no as he never got told to and was never called a "fart machine turd face".
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Post by ambersalamander on Apr 22, 2007 11:55:56 GMT
I remember you mentioning that at the time! Classic ;D
Fart machine turd face!
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Post by coops on Apr 22, 2007 13:21:03 GMT
Got one la few weeks back which just read:
"U make me hot"
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martello
Steaming Bovril
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure...
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Post by martello on Apr 22, 2007 13:44:48 GMT
Yeah sorry about that one ;D
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Post by bh on Apr 22, 2007 14:06:24 GMT
Just don't tell Sal about it young tower type person!!
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Post by medibot on Apr 22, 2007 21:36:24 GMT
He's too busy telling Yemi
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Post by ambersalamander on Apr 23, 2007 16:18:39 GMT
I don't mind sharing him with Yemi, but... Coops! Here's Yemi MARTELLO! Hands on the keyboard where I can see them!
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Post by bh on Apr 23, 2007 16:36:15 GMT
Is he always playing with his keyboard lass??
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Post by ambersalamander on Apr 23, 2007 20:58:57 GMT
What's a keyboard lass? Someone's got something he's not telling me
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samd
Steaming Bovril
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Post by samd on Apr 24, 2007 0:06:18 GMT
Not really recieved one but sent one once.
Basically I was struggling to sleep and it was about two in the morning and a couple of drunks were staggering home past my house talking very loudly and thus keeping me awake even further.
Anyway one of the blokes just happens to tell his mate his new mobile number with me of course being able to hear it. Lets just say about 30 seconds later the bloke got a text message asking him and his mate to shut it.
Worked aswell which was nice.
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Post by ambersalamander on Apr 24, 2007 9:04:32 GMT
Ha ha! That is quality! ;D
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Post by malxscfc on Apr 24, 2007 14:23:05 GMT
Never received one, but am tempted to compose something innnocuous like "Don't forget milk and bread" and just send it off to random numbers, and see what response you get!
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Post by bh on Apr 24, 2007 14:53:54 GMT
I'm with Sal, that's real quaility Samd, real quality.. ;D
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sportspool
In the tea-bar queue
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Post by sportspool on Apr 30, 2007 3:28:40 GMT
Once got a text from someone who had just got out of prison and wanted his mate to pick him up. Or something like that.
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