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Post by medibot on May 30, 2007 6:00:12 GMT
...three cats in the long grassed wilderness of my garden, all sitting contentedly together, all staring up at my window with satanic, piercing, eyes...
Is it a sign?
;D
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Post by bonehead on May 30, 2007 8:05:18 GMT
Only if you were born under the sign of Leo :-)
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Post by medibot on May 30, 2007 8:25:13 GMT
Urm, don't think so. June 10th is Gemini as far as i recall. They seemed to disappear when i walked back from my bath, might've had something to do with the fact i was stark bollock naked at the time  |
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Post by bh on May 30, 2007 10:27:15 GMT
Mounds of mangy moggies monitoring Medibots movements!! ;D
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Post by bonehead on May 30, 2007 11:25:37 GMT
Urm, don't think so. June 10th is Gemini as far as i recall. They seemed to disappear when i walked back from my bath, might've had something to do with the fact i was stark bollock naked at the time Well, I must admit that 'vision' would have the same effect on me - not that a couple of buddies and I would sit in your garden staring up at your window in the first place  If it happens again (the pre-bath bit) try an empirical test. Call a lady of your acquaintance and ask if she minds popping round to stand nekkid at your window. If the cats stay, it must just be you  |
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Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on May 31, 2007 16:22:43 GMT
I would be very careful if following this advice, as you never know who might be watching (especially during half-term) and said lady acquaintance could end up being "voyeurwebbed"  Maybe the middle cat was really a hoodie with a camera phone crouching on all 4's and you could be a net star yourself already....  |
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Post by medibot on May 31, 2007 17:59:21 GMT
Sultan, i'm not sure there's a market for whatever you'd get out of seeing me naked through a window but then there's a lot of things i didn't even know existed until i found out there was a market for them on the internet Bonehead, the chances of me convincing anybody to stand naked in front of some cats isn't that high but thanks for the advice |
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Post by Giggy of Telford on May 31, 2007 19:25:32 GMT
If you're unfortunate enough to put the wrong words into google (completely innocent words usually) you'll find there's a market for prettymuch anything.
We have this gang of cats that seem to live near or around the garden, we think atleast some are strays but we're not 100% sure on any of them. There's a tabby & white tom cat who's quite old and when it's sunny he'll lie in the sun. When it rains he'll hid under the leanto on a sleeping bag we use to cover the guineapigs with when it's cold. If he's peaceful enough he may even let you go near him then as it's easier for him than to get up. There's the ginger & white female cat who I've never been within 6 feet of as she'll run away. A grey tabby who is around from time to time and occasionally there's a black cat also. They hang around as a group ranging from 2-4. Our cat Max isn't bothered by them at all and even occasionally goes to join them, they just all hang around together. Once i just walked into the garden and all 4 suddenly ran out of a hedge in unison and scattered out of the garden in different directions. My Mum once saw them all charge out one after another in a big line. We call them the chav cats as they seem to hang around like a group of chavs (which as I learned today are a disturbingly common sight in Shr*wsbury.) |
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Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on Jun 7, 2007 16:19:40 GMT
I learn from an impeccable source that a photoset of a naked lady standing at a window has been posted on voyeurweb during the last few days, though obviously as a venerable, respectable person (and also mindful of Mrs Sultan and Smalldude) i am not able to verify personally. Was this Chez Medibot and if so did the cats stay?  Try the experiment yourself, again, only this time fully-clothed. If the cats flee then you could have a marketing opportunity. There are a legion of people out there who are fed-up of other people's moggies leaving their unpleasant little parcels in their gardens. A life-sized replica Medibot placed strategically in the middle of the lawn could be the answer to their prayers. Call it a "scardey-cat" maybe and don't forget a slice of the profits for bonehead and the Sultan.  |
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Post by medibot on Jun 7, 2007 20:38:36 GMT
Sadly there has not been any nakedness in my room since the initial incident  |
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Post by malxscfc on Jun 14, 2007 22:20:41 GMT
Once i just walked into the garden and all 4 suddenly ran out of a hedge in unison and scattered out of the garden in different directions. Don't know if you've ever seen the Gary Larson cartoon (in the "Far Side" collection of greetings cards), Giggy. It has 4 cows on their hind legs 'taking five' and having a smoke. As soon as they hear a car approaching in the background they all resume the expected positions...... You have cats from the Far Side! |
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Post by medibot on Jun 15, 2007 3:23:40 GMT
Cool |
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