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Post by ewelldon on Jul 15, 2008 22:57:02 GMT
Father, it has been 6 years since my last confession. I have done many things in my life that I have brought shame on the family. I have shouted at my kids, I have laid hands upon my pet dog, I have smite thy neighbour, I have bought goods from Lidl and bragged about the price/quality to friends and I have made hand gestures to motorists who hath cut me up on the A217. But today Father, I have commited the ultimate sin and I seek forgiveness. It is with a heavy heart that I come to you to admit that I have..............
......................been watching Big Brother!
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Post by MiB TFC on Jul 16, 2008 0:12:29 GMT
Take thirty lashes and seek professional psychiatric treatment.
Ok, I'm not a proper father. Infact I'm not a father at all. I'm no one's father so forget the demands for pocket money.
Sorry, I haven't introduced myself, I'm some idiot from Tamworth that lives in Basingstoke that binge posts on here once in a while. Hello.
Second apology for misreading your username and thinking you were from Yorkshire. I read it as eeh, well done.
Aah, late night drunken ramblings. It's been a while...
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 16, 2008 21:07:56 GMT
You silly boys.
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Post by thevicar on Jul 28, 2008 14:16:21 GMT
I believe the appropriate scripture for this is Mark 9:47
'And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell'
You know what your penance is...
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 29, 2008 15:33:26 GMT
Oh God, you're not going to make him go and watch carshiton with one eye, are you?
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Post by thevicar on Jul 30, 2008 10:35:38 GMT
Nice to see that you think Colston Avenue could be equated with the Kingdom of God - what d'ya mean you didn't mean that  |
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 30, 2008 11:47:37 GMT
I would suggest that it's the nicest thing that Amber has ever uttered about Coldsore Avenue..
Whether intentional or not :-)
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 30, 2008 15:52:45 GMT
Hee hee, no, but if you want to interpret it that way, it's fine by me. I meant that you were suggesting it as a penance! And it doesn't seem so nice when you consider what my views of God are -I'm an atheist, but won't go into further details on a forum where I might offend people  |
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Aug 4, 2008 23:07:23 GMT
The Black Jug in Horsham has a sign above the bar:
"Big Brother is not a valid form of entertainment and discussions are prohibited."
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Post by ambersalamander on Aug 8, 2008 23:21:22 GMT
Next time I'm in Horsham I may have to pay it a visit |
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Post by medibot on Aug 9, 2008 3:11:59 GMT
Been there myself. Nice little pub. Think it was pre-big brother sign though.
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Post by ambersalamander on Aug 9, 2008 11:35:31 GMT
Now you mention it, I think I've been there too but can't for the life of me think when!
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