Good luck Sutton

[Meadow]

Obviously, I like to see the local teams do well, but more than that, I'd like to see the smile wiped of the face of that odious character Uncle Urchin.

Come on Sutton, you can do it.

Sod it, edited for typo's

Come the U's (did I get that right?)

[ambersalamander]

Thanks very much, Meadow: we certainly need as much support as we can get. Personally, I can't see it happening. The only thing that will get us in the play offs is a victory v Hornchurch on Saturday. We never beat Hornchurch anyway, but even if we weren't so crap against them, it would still be one hell of a struggle. A defeat for them is the only thing that will STOP them getting into the play offs, so they won't be keen to let us in.

[thevicar]

Eh? I want to destroy your chances of happiness in the play off final. Plus I think the imbecile Uncle Urchin deserves to choke on whatever his tipple of choice is - mostly for being an insufferable nob end but equally for the destruction he wrought by his incompetence and shady dealings when in charge of the Hornychurch.

[Croc]

You'd best win this and then the play off final

I demand another trip to Sutton

[Meadow]

Obviously my OP was about Sutton beating Hornchurch on Saturday. I'd like Sutton, or failing that, Carshalton to win the playoffs. However I reckon Tonbridge Angels will do it.

Vicar, a man after my own heart, a much better description of my thoughts on UU than I could ever come up with.

[votp]

Well in order to ensure fair play and decency a few of us have volunteered to attend Gangrene Lane tomorrow (this is in the expectation that we will have at least one hopefully two more games to go yet).
Obviously will have a link to the hordes going to Wemberley so will be able to keep the SU fans updated. Should be an interesting game as Sutton know they have to win and Hornchurch know that, although a point will do, if both CAFC and Sutton win they miss out - now wouldn't *that* make the next week interesting! Still it will all be back to moil, toil and hurly-burly on Monday. It is so nice for us to be involved in stuff at the right end of the table for a change!

[amberaleman]

I expect Hendon v Carshalton to finish as a draw, a result that would be acceptable to both sides.

I'm not making any predictions about Sutton v Hornchurch, other than that it will be a tense encounter.

After the thuggery we witnessed in suburban Essex earlier this season, I'd be perfectly happy to see both Sutton and Carshalton qualify for the play-offs at 'Ornchurch's expense.

[Meadow]

Well done Sutton and Carshalton

Good luck in the semi's, and here's hoping the final is an all South London one.

[ambersalamander]

Apr 23, 2009 19:46:12 GMT thevicar said:

Eh? I want to destroy your chances of happiness in the play off final. Plus I think the imbecile Uncle Urchin deserves to choke on whatever his tipple of choice is - mostly for being an insufferable nob end but equally for the destruction he wrought by his incompetence and shady dealings when in charge of the Hornychurch.

You appear to have misunderstood me: by "them," I meant Hornchurch.

I had a little too much to drink on Saturday. I then walked home with a friend. On the way, I realised I needed some things from Sainsbury’s. I went in with my by now embarrassed-looking (male) friend. Have you ever had to buy something vaguely embarrassing and tried to cover it up by putting loads of other things in your basket that you don’t particularly need? This is what I did. I went around filling up my basket with stuff like couscous and tinned soup, only to discover that the item I needed was stocked behind the counter and I couldn’t camouflage it at all. Blast. So I went up to negotiate with the very motherly looking Eastern European lady on the checkout.

At this point, you will need to take in some details of my appearance. I was very drunk, grinning like a loon and wearing a Sutton shirt and scarf, brown trousers and yellow and brown flip-flops. I may have had various yellow and brown jewellery on. I had four or five yellow and brown balloons tied to my arse, because my friend had put them there and I was too drunk to untie them. And I was holding a large, inflatable banana under one arm and a large green plastic horn around my neck. I may have had a substantial quantity of glitter in my hair.

The checkout lady laughed and said, “Nice banana! I like your banana!”

“Thanks,” I replied. “May I have a packet of condoms, please?”

[robotsmfc]

That's brilliant ;D

[ambersalamander]

I think she thought I was joking at first. She got very flustered and embarrassed. Then I thought she hadn't heard properly, and was just trying to decide whether to ask again, while a queue formed behind me, when she went and got them

[bh]

Oh, that's wonderful mate, biggest laugh I've had today!!!

[Meadow]

Come on Carshalton!!!!

Has someone reset the word filters? Carshalton has come up normal.

[Croc]

Football - she's a cruel mistress

[votp]

An excellent advert for Ryman footy last night. 2-0 up and cruising, yet again give away a penalty and the next thing you know its 2-2. Just as the angels think they have the initiative, Richard Jolly is clear and theres only one outcome. Fantastic night, good crowd (1200+) and, of course the right result
On to Staines on Sat, certainly wont be easy that one, they were the best side I have seen this season but as someone said on our forum, we only lost twice away7 in the league this year - Tonbridge and Staines, one has been avenged...