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Post by frankiegth on Sept 4, 2009 17:08:27 GMT
Or saying, such like: About as welcome as a fart in a space suit. On marriage "Why buy a book when there's a library". I'm sure you get the idea, and it's yet another chance to "up" your post count.  |
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 4, 2009 20:47:33 GMT
I work for a project that assesses acute inpatient mental health wards, which involves (among other things) asking patients to fill in questionnaires on their experiences on the ward. One question asked, "Are you able to use a telephone in private?" to which one patient had responded, "The payphone is about as private as a nudist beach."
This is my quote of the week.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Sept 4, 2009 22:08:05 GMT
I had to take someone to task at work this week.
The woman in question was offering consolation to a colleague regarding a recently ended relationship. She said that there's plenty more fish in the sea!
This is no longer the case. There's actually a shortage of some types of fish.
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Post by robotsmfc on Sept 5, 2009 23:12:05 GMT
It'll be all those divorcees overfishing.
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Post by frankiegth on Sept 8, 2009 11:49:17 GMT
Looks like they've been "apple bobbing" in a deep fat fryer.
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Post by coops on Sept 10, 2009 12:10:49 GMT
On waking up after a heavy night:
"I've got a mouth like Ghandi's flip-flop."
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 10, 2009 12:33:18 GMT
I was chatted up by an unwelcome suitor in the street last night. He clearly believed he was very clever and sophisticated, and this gave me the opportunity to coin the following:
"You have the wit and appeal of an anal rupture."
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Post by robotsmfc on Sept 10, 2009 18:26:08 GMT
Relative to many other occurances, an anal rupture may be quite appealing.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 11, 2009 12:56:23 GMT
Each to his own... |
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