Where did all the puppies go?????

[Sultan of Cannock- SRFC]

During our recent holiday, something appeared not to be quite right but for a couple of days i couldn't quite work out what

Then it slowly dawned on me... there were no topless girls to be seen anywhere! Since first encountering this phenomenon back in 1982 one of the nice things about holidaying abroad for me has been the female beauty freely and fearlessly on display. However, this year.. Nothing! Nought! Nix! Nada!

I think it may be down to horrible perverts snapping away with camera phones and the like and then putting their sneakily taken images onto to the internet (people at work have told me that these things happen) causing the ladies to cover up.

So just like when Nestle stopped wrapping KitKats in silver paper, thus denying me my origami opportunities, another simple pleasure in life is denied.

Horrible sneaky-snapping bstards!

[bh]

Oh no something of beauty removed from life!

[ambersalamander]

Sultan, did you do anything at all on holiday other than perv at women?

[Sultan of Cannock- SRFC]

Well that would depend upon what your definition of "perving" is.

We were located about 20 mins walk away from Falaraki town so i did quite a lot of walking to there and back buying supplies / eating gyros / drinking frappes / going to the beach / restaurant / getting a present for Mom / going on a boat trip to another island / sunbathing by the pool / swimming in the pool / reading Hobsbawm's Age of Extremes / coaxing a signal out of BBC World Service Middle East on 11.760 mhz, etc etc.

During the course of the holiday a certain number of ladies in varying states of deshabille did pass within my sight in a few brief encounters which i couldn't help but notice and i can't deny feeling a certain amount of aesthetic pleasure at the sight of the denuded female form.

At no time, however, did i stare/gawp/spy on any semi-naked women, make an effort to seek them out in order to gain sexual gratification or hide somewhere to take sneaky photos of them. Indeed, i would contend that any coicidental meeting of my eyes with them was due to their exhibitionism rather than my voyeurism.

Don't worry, you're perfectly safe with your old Uncle Sultan.

[ambersalamander]

;D