Page 3 of today's Non-League paper

[amberaleman]

The NLP tends to use the slenderest of excuses to print pictures of attractive women - presumably on the basis that most of its readers are (possibly rather sad) heterosexual men.

I opened today's issue to be greeted (on page 3 no less) by a gratuitously large photograph of "domestic goddess" Nigella Lawson. The reason? Apparently she's "been persuaded by her friend" " to buy a share in the community organisation that now owns Lewes FC.

I was just a little chuffed to read that Nigella is the same age as me. ;D

[Sultan of Cannock- SRFC]

Oh! There was a story attached to the picture?

The school dinners campaign would have been far more successful (especially with teenage boys) had they been using Nigella to front it.

If, like me, you are the same age as Nigella, Mr Aleman, you, like me, could be Madonna's toyboy! ;D

[amberaleman]

Apr 4, 2011 12:22:37 GMT Sultan of Cannock- SRFC said:

If, like me, you are the same age as Nigella, Mr Aleman, you, like me, could be Madonna's toyboy! ;D

Hmm! I think Helen Mirren's more my type.