Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Aug 26, 2014 14:14:15 GMT
*********************TFFN EDITORIAL******************
The Totally Ficticious Football News, which has been going since the halcyon days of Pyramid Portal, has today been rocked by the retirement of it's senior reporter, Roscoe.
After an editorial meeting in which he informed staff members that he'd "lost it" and "just wasn't any good any more", Roscoe handed in his resignation with not a dry eye in the house. He felt that the latest offering about DazaB_WCFC's amazing 4-letter rant at Northampton was forced, formulaic, predictable, poor quality, embarrasing and just flat out not funny. He felt that he just could no longer produce the quality of work required for this proud newspaper and we accept his resignation with a heavy heart.
In an emotional farewell to TFFN readers, Roscoe apolgised for the sub-standard article, evoked some of the good times from years ago and typically quoted Neil Sedaka and Sir John Major.
So long, old timer.
The Editor.
The Totally Ficticious Football News, which has been going since the halcyon days of Pyramid Portal, has today been rocked by the retirement of it's senior reporter, Roscoe.
After an editorial meeting in which he informed staff members that he'd "lost it" and "just wasn't any good any more", Roscoe handed in his resignation with not a dry eye in the house. He felt that the latest offering about DazaB_WCFC's amazing 4-letter rant at Northampton was forced, formulaic, predictable, poor quality, embarrasing and just flat out not funny. He felt that he just could no longer produce the quality of work required for this proud newspaper and we accept his resignation with a heavy heart.
In an emotional farewell to TFFN readers, Roscoe apolgised for the sub-standard article, evoked some of the good times from years ago and typically quoted Neil Sedaka and Sir John Major.
So long, old timer.
The Editor.
