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Post by stretfordendling© on Nov 13, 2006 12:01:48 GMT
A small word of warning for anyone who might be on an away trip with me. If you have a drink (or several) and fall asleep on a train going to the match please expect to have at least the contents of your paper and at least one shoe on top of you when you wake up:
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Post by coops on Nov 13, 2006 12:29:18 GMT
I say he got away lightly, didn'r anyone have a permanent marker pen?
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Post by stretfordendling© on Nov 13, 2006 13:09:46 GMT
Damn! I knew i forgot to take something I'll take one for next away day to Farnborough Town (If we get knocked out of FA Trophy).
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Post by Catfunt on Nov 15, 2006 13:44:46 GMT
I dream of a home where the prostitutes roam, And your knackers hang down to your knees, Where the babies are born, With an eight inch horn, And pox is the favourite disease.
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Post by amberaleman on Nov 16, 2006 22:27:00 GMT
I dream of a home where the prostitutes roam, And your knackers hang down to your knees, Where the babies are born, With an eight inch horn, And pox is the favourite disease. Why bring Carshalton into this?
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Post by ambersalamander on Nov 18, 2006 19:49:19 GMT
What a strange person! All of you
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Post by bh on Nov 20, 2006 7:38:52 GMT
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Post by ambersalamander on Nov 20, 2006 18:49:29 GMT
Ahh... Stalebuns Or King's Cross
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Post by medibot on Nov 20, 2006 21:27:15 GMT
Or the trip we lost Bjorn (still miss him ) on...
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Post by ambersalamander on Nov 20, 2006 23:04:27 GMT
Oh Bjorn! My lovely Bjorn... I'd almost forgotten him! The away-game bear who went to every away game for about 3 months and never once saw us lose Well, he couldn't see anyway, but that's not the point. The season was 2004-05. We lost away at Weston-super-Mare like we usually did (actually it was our first time there but the start of a very poor run!), then I decided that we needed a lucky charm for away games and took Bjorn to our next one at Thurrock, which we won 2-1 despite them being an extremely good side that season. Our next seven away results were as follows: Farnham Town (Surrey Senior Cup) won 3-1 The Scum (league) won 2-1 Redbridge (league) won 5-0 Havant & Waterlooville (league) won 3-2 Margate (league) drew 1-1 (but should've bloody well won; we wuz well and truly robbed) Lewes (league) won 1-0 Egham Town (Surrey Senior Cup) won 2-1 Then I took him on a very roundabout trip to Eastbourne, starting at my house (obviously) and going via Clapham Junction, Basingstoke, Gateshead and Newcastle (don't ask). On the way I lost Bjorn; we nearly lost at Eastbourne, drew 2-2 and our away form has never been the same since That is why I loved Bjorn. Or now I think about it, maybe it's eastbourne's fault
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Post by stretfordendling© on Nov 20, 2006 23:18:44 GMT
Blame eastbourne!
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Post by ambersalamander on Nov 21, 2006 0:03:26 GMT
*mutters* bloody eastbourne...
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Post by medibot on Nov 21, 2006 1:08:35 GMT
*pauses in memory of Bjorn* A greater bear there has never been, even Paddington Bear or the teddy bear that was pretty much surgically attatched to me until i was 5 or 6 couldn't live up to that record. He was awesomely cute and fluffy too.
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Post by stretfordendling© on Nov 21, 2006 15:10:39 GMT
*Plays Thank You For The Music in memory of Bjorn*
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Post by ambersalamander on Nov 21, 2006 22:53:02 GMT
*wipes away a tear* Oh thank you Stephen!
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