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Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on Jan 3, 2008 17:10:29 GMT
...aka the Tinpot Terrace Totally Futile Football League!
As Stafford Rangers sink slowly back whence they came, I have to cast around for a little bit of comfort and find that this is one league that we are actually clear leaders in!
The Tinpot Terrace Totally Futile Football League looks at the "real" league table, calculates the number of points Tinpotter's teams may possibly have got from winning all of their league matches and takes away the points they have actually achieved to come up with their special "Sultan Score" points totals!
I calculate the present top 6 thus:
1) Stafford Rangers 65 sspts
2) Sutton United 54 sspts
3) Bedlington Terriers 52 sspts
4) Solihull/Moor Green 52 sspts
5) Dorchester 49 sspts
6) Hucknall Town 48 sspts
Subject, of course, to me remembering all the relevant teams and i stand to be corrected.
So all i can say is, just 'av it, fellow Tinpotters! 11 ss points clear of the bloody lot of you! Where are ya? Let's be 'avin ya!
Not just a mere Sultan any more! I'm king of the world! HAHAHAHA!
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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 3, 2008 18:41:09 GMT
May I offer my SINCERE congratulations...  |
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jan 3, 2008 19:55:52 GMT
Indeed, and with us languishing in moderate-mid-table land on 30 points - whichever way up you put the world; your success appears nailed on!  |
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Post by malxscfc on Jan 3, 2008 22:47:22 GMT
Only 41 for Salisbury. A poor showing, I fear...  Beats Havant though!  |
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Post by ojiveojive on Jan 3, 2008 23:21:36 GMT
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Post by peekay on Jan 3, 2008 23:50:37 GMT
Like Salisbury we are also on 41 points and no doubt poised for a run at the play-offs as the season progresses. |
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Jan 4, 2008 1:37:33 GMT
Pushing for the play offs with 38 - but we've got a better goal difference.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jan 4, 2008 12:48:27 GMT
Pushing for the play offs with 38 - but we've got a better goal difference. Your tally will soar once the penalty for using another league's board is applied!  never seen such a mess on Martello's Con Sarff board - and what were you doing up at such a ridiculous time of night? Just you wait till I get 'old of you young man... ;D |
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Post by coops on Jan 4, 2008 16:11:59 GMT
Excellent, Solihull Moors 52 points for first season respectability - I expect our total to grow and we should push Stafford and Sutton all the way Are you slumming it down The Lamb tomorrow by any chance? We can have a joint demo against our managers! I'll buy you a pint if you somehow make yourself known. |
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Post by samd on Jan 4, 2008 16:51:43 GMT
We have 44 points (I think).
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Post by votp on Jan 4, 2008 22:36:55 GMT
We appear to be on 36. Do we win a prize?
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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 6, 2008 12:53:30 GMT
DAMN, we won, damn damn damn!
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Post by ojiveojive on Jan 6, 2008 17:32:07 GMT
Excellent, Solihull Moors 52 points for first season respectability - I expect our total to grow and we should push Stafford and Sutton all the way Are you slumming it down The Lamb tomorrow by any chance? We can have a joint demo against our managers! I'll buy you a pint if you somehow make yourself known. Apologies, coops, would have loved to have met up with you but I didn't get onto here to see your offer due to fourteen year old daughter monopolising the bloody computer! Will reciprocate the offer for your visit to our airport extension on 1st of March, should you be coming. I have to say I'm one of the few NOT demonstrating against our manager, we've been here before, I believe it's mainly the ex-SBs who wanted their manager installed and who don't have the bottle for a fight (metaphorically speaking). Saying that, I thought Tamworth would have been poor value had I not been mistaken for a pensioner and only charged a fiver to get in . Good luck for the rest of the season - except of course against us! Finally, in a manner of solidarity with your good selves I did join in with the chants of 'Mills Out, Mills Out', and also our shouts of 'Mills Must Stay, Mills Must Stay' ;D. |
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Jan 8, 2008 23:12:09 GMT
Sorry Hawkie.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Feb 10, 2008 0:16:55 GMT
Good chap - now don't do it again! |
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