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Post by frankiegth on May 14, 2006 10:44:12 GMT
During the football season every Sunday I always seem to wake up with a slightly throbbin' head or queezy guts  . For some reason when the football is done this doesn't happen. It also tends to happen the day after England have played in vital games aswell  Does this this condition afflict anyone else or is it just me. |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 14, 2006 12:35:34 GMT
Very interesting, Frankie. It sounds as if you may be suffering from a chronic version of a common football fans' complaint, "Hangover"
I can only suggest that on these occasions there is a certain medicine you can buy over the counter. It is known as "Alcohol" or popularly, "Hair of Dog." It might be slightly expensive without a prescription but is widely available and should not be difficult to track down in your local area.
Of course, if you are feeling unwell, the best thing to do is remain in bed. Take a dose of "Hair of Dog" once an hour, while remaining relaxed and not doing anything strenuous, like housework. Take sips of water at regular intervals, and settle your headache by watching inconsequential sport on obscure Sky channels.
Hope this helps,
Dr. Salamander
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Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 13:58:19 GMT
Hits me outside the football season too, i didn't go to any games yesterday and yet still i had the same problems? Bizarre...
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 22:38:13 GMT
Strange but true! Simply claim that football is of no consequence, and no matter what you may ingest, in whatever quantity - there will be no residual effect the following morning.  Recent studies have proved conclusively that this action, together with the ability to sleep soundly in any location, will cure this particular malaise.  |
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Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 22:40:07 GMT
I'll bear that in mind, i'm not overly keen on waking up in Epsom Downs with a bag of my own sick again  |
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 22:52:22 GMT
I'll bear that in mind, i'm not overly keen on waking up in Epsom Downs with a bag of my own sick again Eww! Gross in the extreme. Why??  |
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Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 23:06:43 GMT
Ealing Beer festival.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 23:20:41 GMT
So, to bastardise Rowan Atkinson here! You liked it so much that you deterimed to consume some of it for a second time?  |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 14, 2006 23:20:45 GMT
I could out-gross you for last night, but NOOOO! I won't!
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 23:26:03 GMT
I could out-gross you for last night, but NOOOO! I won't!  Oh! Go on then. You know you want to |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 14, 2006 23:35:57 GMT
:-[naah, not in public
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Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 23:46:24 GMT
Would this be the time to introduce fellow tinpotters into the usefullness of shouting WEYMUFF! ?
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Post by luvlydory on May 15, 2006 0:21:00 GMT
yes it would, then we would all know why !?
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