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Post by luvlydory on May 25, 2006 21:38:02 GMT
I had this sent to me from a mate. it made me chuckle & then it made me laugh, so i just had to share it.... 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich. 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but You still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p? 2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain...... But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of Immigration....... some good points methinks ! ;D
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Post by ojiveojive on May 30, 2006 8:37:48 GMT
We didn't take LSD to make the world weird, we took LSD to enjoy the weirdness, love and peace
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Post by luvlydory on May 30, 2006 16:57:58 GMT
before my time Mr Ojive Sir !!
I didn't do history at school, what did I miss ??
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