Crazy names, crazy players!!

[amberaleman]

Footie news tonight....

Blackburn have signed a Dutch player called Ooijer. Obviously a BOARD decision. The player was represented by his medium.

And Celtic look set to sign his compatriot Jan Venegoor of Hesselink. The fee will be around £5m, plus a VERY large shirt.

Oh, and a player called Mozart scored (geddit?) for Spartak Moscow in a Champions League qualifier. ;D

[amberaleman]

It seems Chesterfield are hoping to sign a Hungarian player called Gyorgy Kiss. Lots of jokes here, surely? If he scores, will Kiss kiss his club badge? Would the goal be a "real smacker"? If he's booked for dissent, would it be for too much lip?

Feel free to post other messages here about players with interesting names!!

[DazaB_WCFC]

amberaleman said:

Blackburn have signed a Dutch player called Ooijer.

Is his surname Ojive? Does his brother post on here?

Ooijer Ojive!!