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Post by frankiegth on Sept 28, 2006 18:57:35 GMT
Why did GOD give men a BRAIN and a PENIS but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 28, 2006 21:39:55 GMT
Because GOD is a MAN!
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Post by amberaleman on Sept 28, 2006 22:22:56 GMT
I think the real answer is that there isn't a God. Just an evolutionary process which Darwin called survival of the fittest.
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Post by medibot on Sept 28, 2006 23:24:24 GMT
Survival of the thickest surely?
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Post by stretfordendling© on Sept 29, 2006 8:18:00 GMT
Because god is a prick.
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Post by bonehead on Sept 29, 2006 8:25:18 GMT
If God was a man He wouldn't have put testicles in a place where they could so easily be hurt. God's a woman!
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Post by ojiveojive on Sept 29, 2006 8:31:55 GMT
If God existed he or she would be hermaphrodite or a really arrogant bastard know-all
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Sept 29, 2006 12:14:34 GMT
Tsk! I had a thought once. Lost it though This one is courtesy of a big noise in the Trafalgar Society. We often converse this way, it passes the time while keeping the brain on standby Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 29, 2006 21:16:58 GMT
If God was a man He wouldn't have put testicles in a place where they could so easily be hurt. God's a woman! If they were on the inside they'd get too hot and you'd all be infertile! I might have an argument if I had the slightest shred of belief that God might exist, but I don't.
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Post by stretfordendling© on Oct 3, 2006 7:54:57 GMT
At this moment i wish he/ she did
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Oct 3, 2006 11:41:36 GMT
Not wishing to prove or disprove the existence, but supposing there is a God, Stephen. Wouldn't life be a bit*h if God was, say, a Yeading fan!
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Post by stretfordendling© on Oct 3, 2006 15:12:43 GMT
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