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Post by medibot on Oct 24, 2006 16:45:11 GMT
Given that now nearly everybody does something online, the internet of the future will have far more stuff for old people on it cos there'll be lots of old people who've used the internet for decades. Don't feel the need to reply about this, it was just a thought that i felt like recording If anybody else has some random thoughts, whack them on here too So much random cr*p goes through my head most days i reckon it'd be interesting to see what everybody else thinks about.
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Post by J Esaj PRA on Oct 24, 2006 18:09:38 GMT
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Oct 24, 2006 20:58:43 GMT
Why is it you never have any Bonjela around when you get a mouth ulcer?
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Oct 24, 2006 23:31:32 GMT
Why do people insist on putting Christmas decorations up in October?
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Post by peekay on Oct 25, 2006 6:05:58 GMT
Why is there no other word for thesaurus?
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martello
Steaming Bovril
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure...
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Post by martello on Oct 25, 2006 10:48:40 GMT
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?
What does occasional furniture do the REST of the time?
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Post by coops on Oct 25, 2006 10:54:38 GMT
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell.
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martello
Steaming Bovril
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure...
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Post by martello on Oct 25, 2006 11:11:01 GMT
How do hens know the size of egg cups???
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Post by Giggy of Telford on Oct 25, 2006 14:34:55 GMT
What evil person put an s in lisp?
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Post by peekay on Oct 25, 2006 16:20:12 GMT
Probably the same one who made Chris Eubank say "At number six is Suggs with Cecilia" when he was presenting Top of the Pops a few years back. ;D
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Oct 25, 2006 17:11:50 GMT
What does occasional furniture do the REST of the time? Ditto part-time traffic lights.
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 25, 2006 18:06:28 GMT
This evil person.
Why did they make the name for a pathological fear of long words "sesquipedaliophobia" and the fear of VERY long words "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?
Why do the words inept and inert have no positive opposite? Why can't I say that you're very ept at golf, or that I'm feeling ert today?
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Post by medibot on Oct 25, 2006 23:27:24 GMT
Why can't I say that you're very ept at golf, or that I'm feeling ert today? You can if you want to, it's not like there's a ban on making up yer own words ALthough whoever made up SPLINK was a moron. (i have been watching the Charley Says DVD)
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Post by Giggy of Telford on Oct 26, 2006 0:24:13 GMT
Because if you say you're felling ert (or 'urt) people will think you're in pain.
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Post by peekay on Oct 26, 2006 7:12:48 GMT
Especially around the Stoke-on-Trent area.
Duck.
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