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Post by frankiegth on Oct 26, 2006 9:23:49 GMT
First brummy lad: "I went fishin' yeterdoy an' caught a whale"
His mate: "Really, what ya do we it"?
First lad: "Chucked it back, there were no spowkes in it" ;D
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Post by peekay on Oct 26, 2006 10:33:58 GMT
Kipper Tie? Milk,two sugars. Coat already fetched.
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Post by J Esaj PRA on Oct 27, 2006 12:31:34 GMT
First brummy lad: "I went fishin' yeterdoy an' caught a whale" His mate: "Really, what ya do we it"? First lad: "Chucked it back, there were no spowkes in it" ;D That makes absolutely no sense at all with Brummies. It has to be Aynuk and Ayli from the Black Country to work. What you've done is equivalent to telling a Glaswegian joke in a Geordie accent! More: www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2002/12/accents/black_country_jokes.shtml
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Post by coops on Oct 30, 2006 9:53:32 GMT
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Yow cor wash yer 'ands in a buffalo!
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Post by bh on Oct 30, 2006 11:40:12 GMT
Oh my God! Is that the oldest joke told on this forum ever? If not please qoute!!
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 31, 2006 0:19:48 GMT
How do you qoute?
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Post by MiB TFC on Oct 31, 2006 0:27:45 GMT
It's quite easy... You just try to "quote" after excessive alcohol consumption. It's much the same as trying to "walk" after the same!
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 31, 2006 0:29:01 GMT
*hums to self* these boots were made for wlaking*...
*and there was me thinking it was woking
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Post by medibot on Oct 31, 2006 1:56:22 GMT
F*cking stoke. That's my thought for the day
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Post by Croc on Oct 31, 2006 2:26:36 GMT
I hate it when you're out with a girl and you try to impress her by using chopsticks - and you drop the whole burger in your lap.
I'd love to know who the vindictive bastard was who thought of putting the numbers onto the backs of buses just so you know you've missed yours.
The word dictionary actually appears in the dictionary. Why? If you know what a dictionary is - then you don't need to look up the dictionary to find out the meaning of the word dictionary.
If you don't know what a dictionary is - then you don't know where the feck to look - why is it there?
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Post by peekay on Oct 31, 2006 6:57:57 GMT
F*cking stoke. That's my thought for the day That's what I always think when I have to go there.
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 31, 2006 8:39:55 GMT
Come on then MiB- tell us the "F*cking Stoke" story...
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Post by stretfordendling© on Oct 31, 2006 9:19:54 GMT
Yeah tell us in every detail.
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Post by MiB TFC on Nov 1, 2006 0:31:00 GMT
Come on then MiB- tell us the "F*cking Stoke" story... Yeah tell us in every detail. It's not that exiting... I was driving back to Basingstoke (sorry, that's probably a rather rude word to some folk on here after tonight ) from Tamworth on the Sunday after the Hartlepool game listening to the third round draw. After you've beaten TWO league teams AWAY and now the draw includes the big boys you're hoping for a really plum draw. We got Stoke City . For the next five minutes, I just kept saying, out loud, much to the confusion of people in cars I was overtaking that spotted my reaction, in a voice that totally exposed my disappointment / disbelief, "F*ckin' Stoke?!" This is 'officially' when the place formerly known as 'Stoke on Trent' became know as F*ckin' Stoke (pronounced with incredulity). As an aside; A Worcester/ Port Vale fan I talked to before the game tonight didn't seem to disagree too much with this renaming . Additional: Sorry for the waffle. Somebody may be drunk and I've a strong suspicion it's me. Additional, Additional: The security check wants me to do SHT PIE3 and I don't even remember the standard of the first pie!
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Post by ambersalamander on Nov 1, 2006 22:58:57 GMT
Hehe I like Mark I think Basingstoke should also be renamed f***ingstoke
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