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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 5, 2007 21:35:46 GMT
Don't feel you have to stay in the Nationwide South though!
AFC WIDDLEdon SPLASH United SPLATTERING Town RUNStable PIDDLESwade Town PEBBLEDASHford Town (Middx) TOILET DUCKSbridge BOGSbourne Borough Ford Sports LAVATORY
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Post by Giggy of Telford on Jan 5, 2007 23:19:34 GMT
SEWERSbury Town
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Post by amberaleman on Jan 5, 2007 23:44:01 GMT
BOWLSborough Pelicans SEATingbourne DUMPstable FLUSHer Athletic CISTERN ;D
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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 6, 2007 11:48:25 GMT
DAMN YOU. I just thought "Oh yeah, Histon=Cistern" and I only turned my computer on to add it to this thread. And you've already done it! But that's ok cos I'd already used the last three teams on your list AND thought of the 2nd one, just didn't add it. Aaaaaaaaa!
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martello
Steaming Bovril
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure...
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Post by martello on Jan 6, 2007 15:06:37 GMT
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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 6, 2007 15:36:39 GMT
Ah, internet working now Eastbourne? If you think that's genius... you should see their ground.
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Post by stretfordendling© on Jan 6, 2007 21:40:35 GMT
The shits is it?
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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 7, 2007 13:26:30 GMT
Just a what-you-said hole!
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Post by peekay on Jan 8, 2007 19:10:37 GMT
Thank you all for leaving me with the obvious (if rather poor)
Leak Town
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Post by ambersalamander on Jan 8, 2007 21:47:33 GMT
don't worry, I've been known on several occasions to say "I'm just going for a Widdlesbrough" or "I'm off for a Leak Town" or "I'm going to the Lewes" which I'm afraid has now included the name of their ground and I now go to the Dripping Pan to relieve myself.
This is my fourth year at university- you can see how it has benefited me.
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Jan 11, 2007 3:01:47 GMT
What about my team? Worcester City...
WC FC
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Post by malxscfc on Jan 11, 2007 10:49:32 GMT
Coventry Sphincter - Top of the Midland Combination Prem. You get Steyning (Town) and Crawley Down your trousers if you suffer from Bedlington Diarrhoeas. Rankbottom United - in the NW Counties 1. (T)ring Athletic in the Spartan SM Prem, or Ringmer(de) in Sussex Div 1.
United Counties Div 1: Bogbrooke St. Michaels, same League as Crapstone Town and Eyne-usbury Rovers.
Not forgetting (Cess) Poole Town in the Wessex.
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Post by malxscfc on Jan 11, 2007 20:23:04 GMT
It is alleged by certain sources that an Eastleigh resident may be responsible for this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6234445.stmBut what do you expect from someone who drinks half a pint of fizzy p*ss.... Sutton Stewards beware! "It was clearly a very professional job". Hmmmmm. Maybe not an Eastleigh fan after all. Just for the record, I probably ought to disabuse you of the slander visited upon our fine fan-friends from Eastleigh: From the all-action, all pumping, Salisbury Journal today. (p.3 due to the article's value and importance to the community...) I guess there may be a business opportunity in Salisbury for someone wanting to open a normal souvenir shop....
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davetscfc
Steaming Bovril
......and it's Salisbury City......
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Post by davetscfc on Jan 11, 2007 20:37:39 GMT
It weren't me honest. Have to state my innocence as I know you'll all be wondering what I get up to on my frequent visits to the bog of an evening's drinking.
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Post by malxscfc on Jan 11, 2007 21:15:02 GMT
It weren't me honest. Have to state my innocence as I know you'll all be wondering what I get up to on my frequent visits to the bog of an evening's drinking. Even if no one else believes you, I KNOW that you only do it for the cause - since it's about odds-on that Salisbury will score if you're taking a comfort break (during the full 90, anyway) !
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