Taking the p*ss to the extreme...

[medibot]

In my two visits to the Ray Mac, Salisbury have scored their first goal just as i've left the bogs.

Amusingly at the Woking game i was on the phone to my dad getting the Horsham score and Horsham scored in the background and seconds later Salisbury netted their penalty.

[malxscfc]

medibot said:

In my two visits to the Ray Mac, Salisbury have scored their first goal just as i've left the bogs.

Amusingly at the Woking game i was on the phone to my dad getting the Horsham score and Horsham scored in the background and seconds later Salisbury netted their penalty.

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[ambersalamander]

Lewes decided to open the scoring while I was in the bogs yesterday. I said I was a bit desperate but didn't want to miss anything, but eventually I realised I'd better go

Nice chips though.

[edit- just to make things clear, the chips were from the tea bar, not the bogs, although you never know in Lewes]

[amberaleman]

Sutton are promenading at Weston next Saturday, so I've been having some lavatorial fun with their name:

WEEston-POOper-MIRE
WesDUNG-SEWER-MEH!

I'm sure there are other variants.