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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 17, 2007 8:50:43 GMT
...at the Non-League Football Fans' Ball. One at a time if you please ;D Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Tydfil and their daughter Martha
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Post by medibot on Sept 17, 2007 13:28:39 GMT
May i also welcome Mr and Mrs Don and their son Hen.
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martello
Steaming Bovril
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure...
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Post by martello on Sept 17, 2007 13:30:13 GMT
Stepping through the door, former Havant striker David Town and his brother Barry.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 17, 2007 13:30:38 GMT
Oh and who's that now? Ah yes. Please give a very warm welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Town and their sons Barry and Arnold. Oh, and Dave
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 17, 2007 13:31:01 GMT
You bastard Martello, you posted the same one as me at the very same moment!
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Post by coops on Sept 17, 2007 19:31:19 GMT
"Ah! Good evening Mrs. Gate-Railway, how's young Harry these days?"
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Post by coops on Sept 17, 2007 19:33:45 GMT
And here comes the Twich-Towns, and that elderly lady must be their Nan.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 17, 2007 20:07:13 GMT
I see Mr and Mrs Town have also brought one of their identical twin sons William and Richard. I'm afraid I can't tell them apart though... is it Bill or Ricky Town?
I'll get me coat.
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votp
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Post by votp on Sept 17, 2007 21:20:28 GMT
But surely, you have forgotten Mrs Shalton and her son Carl.
Sadly seen in many a programme over the years.
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Post by ojiveojive on Sept 17, 2007 22:43:15 GMT
Please welcome that well known funeral director Mr. Milan, his son Inter and his cousin Ace, along with his nordic friend Tor Ino, the Israeli captain Ju Ventus, the actor Parma Ham and the famous Italian/Russian film director Roma Nabramavic. Sorry, I got carried away
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 17, 2007 22:43:59 GMT
...Mr and Mrs Hey and their daughter Abigail... I do beg your pardon- she prefers to be known as "Abi" for short.
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Post by medibot on Sept 18, 2007 0:41:50 GMT
Ah, and here come the lovely Isbury family, their youngest Sal is looking particularly lovely today.
Sadly Mr and Mrs Smere-Rangers and their equally lovely daughter Elle could not attend today.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 18, 2007 11:04:35 GMT
I say, isn't Mrs. Dover looking superb tonight! And she's brought her daughter Anne, too. Oh, and isn't that Ben?
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Post by malxscfc on Sept 18, 2007 16:07:24 GMT
I proudly present the British Ambassador to Holland, and his wife, Mr. & Mrs.Borne, and their adopted son, Wim.
Mr.and Mrs. Richard Mansworth, and their eldest son Rick.
Mr & Mrs. Fordtown, and their youngest son who you all know as Ash. And do I See their baby daughter Cinder(s) there too?
And from Lancashire, Mr. and Mrs. Ahrremmai and their 2nd son Lee.
Do I see Professor Tun, the eminent sociologist, just back from spending 30 years on a Sabbatical in San Francisco, with his youngest daughter, 'Darling'?
Ahh! It's Mr. Effssee and his brother Lewis.
A warm welcome to Mr. and Mrs Bath who have all their 11 children here tonight!
May I present Mrs. Borough, with her newborn son Harry.
And the ever popular Numtons, with their youngest lad Chip.
Also the Retons, and their cousin Alf.
A welcome to the Eatonboroughs, including the eldest sister who has recently taken Holy Orders and a vow of silence.
Recently back from their stay in Texas is Mr & Mrs. Bridge and their boy, Red.
Here are Dr. and Mrs. Casuals, and their twins Corinthian and Walton.
Ah, the ever-delightful Mrs. Leanne Pakefield, with her son Kirk!
Here's the Waye-Rovers and their rapper son, Stan.
There's Farmer Umsted and his famous village idiot son, Burk.
Ah, here are some of the well-known United clan, with Witney, Milton and... and their twin daughters: Eve who married into the Sham family, and the other one who, since her divorce after being Mrs.Don, and her sex-change, has changed her name to Basil.
Señor and Señora Villa, with their children Aston and Pensall.
Finally Mrs. Palliss, and her lovely daughter Crystal.
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 18, 2007 22:06:17 GMT
When I said one at a time Malx, I meant "no cheating"
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