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Nov 2, 2007 0:50:36 GMT
Post by DazaB_WCFC on Nov 2, 2007 0:50:36 GMT
We have recently signed 2 19 year olds, both called James. I can't let this opportunity pass and must go for one of them! Based on looks alone, which one?
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Nov 2, 2007 5:57:35 GMT
Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on Nov 2, 2007 5:57:35 GMT
A lot depends on what age group you are in. If you are from similar age group, maybe making some dicreet enquiries about their sexual preferences before making an approach would be appropriate. Don't just go on looks alone- my missus ticks all the boxes in that she's everything i ever fancied but that tends to go out of the window when she treats me like s*** If, however, you are considerably older, you should consider becoming a Buddhist monk practising meditation and the 257 precepts until you purify your mind of these unnnatural urges. Alternatively, you could become a catholic priest and fill 'yer boots son!
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Nov 2, 2007 14:06:54 GMT
Post by Col ISIHAC. on Nov 2, 2007 14:06:54 GMT
Is the blonde lying about his age?? Appears somewhat ossified to me, from a distance anyway. Yer new 'keeper looks about 14 - clearly not the case, but scarily youthful, so there's the one! Petite too? an ice breaker may well be "There's room for two in me Georgie suit!" Avoid religion and prescribed observances; for no good can ever come of it. lusting after Choirboys and the product of a feverish imagination should remain the preserve of the forcibly celibate. And even then, it goes without saying that the urges in both cases should be resisted. Beyond this, if, and only if, your GP states unequivocally that your next horizontal encounter will be 100% certain to be the last thing you experience on this earth, should you contemplate abstention. And even then; there may be a case for ye olde "Suck it and see" scenario! Imagination is a nasty thing.
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Nov 2, 2007 19:03:15 GMT
Post by Roscoe, TFFN Reporter (Ret) on Nov 2, 2007 19:03:15 GMT
TOTALLY FICTICIOUS FOOTBALL NEWSIs the blonde lying about his age?? Appears somewhat ossified to me, from a distance anyway. Very perceptive of you my friend. Even as you posted, this newshound was already on the scent and tonight we can reveal exclusively that the blonde is really none other than former Liberal Democrat leader Sir Menzies Campbell!Stung by the ageist criticicism he was forced to endure, the superannuated striker, 84, dusted down his boots and went back into training with Conference North minnows Worcester. A Lib-Dum source still close to Mr Campbell confirmed: "Ming was really hurt by all that "we can't afford to fuel fossils - er fossil fuel" stuff in the Independent and is totally determined to show the party what they are missing. The plan is that his class and pace will soon attract the big boys. When he is in the press conference next to Sir Alex, Arsene, Avram, Rafa or Sven after putting pen to paper he will strip off the blonde wig to show his naked head underneath and reveal his true identity." Remember where you read it first
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Nov 2, 2007 19:31:33 GMT
Post by ambersalamander on Nov 2, 2007 19:31:33 GMT
Yes indeed Is the blonde lying about his age?? Appears somewhat ossified to me, from a distance anyway. Does that mean he's played for Ossett? Ossify: To make someone play for Ossett. However, as Martello knows, an ossett is actually the proper name for one of those frilly toilet-roll cosies
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Nov 3, 2007 19:37:53 GMT
Post by ojiveojive on Nov 3, 2007 19:37:53 GMT
Sorry but the first one's underage and the second one's dead. The term 'fecund' springs to mind
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