Freddie the Freezer
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Post by Freddie the Freezer on May 17, 2006 4:56:52 GMT
:'(We freezers are honest, hard working folk. As you humans whizz about here and there, too busy and too modern to cook yourselves some decent fresh food, we toil away 24/7, all year round without holidays, selfless silent sentinels, keeping the bugs at bay so that your rotting meat and veg don't end up killing you.  All we ask in return is that every month or so you unplug us for half an hour, check out the crap you throw into us, get rid of the ice that stops us breathing properly and give us a quick clean. Can you be bothered? Oh No! Too busy! Too modern! My owner Ambersalamander even attacks me with a hammer! Freezer abuse!  Bloody typical human. It's a disgrace!  |
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Post by coops on May 17, 2006 7:52:13 GMT
Bloody typical human. It's a disgrace! It could be worse my frigid friend, at least she doesn't fill you with sperm. |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 10:35:49 GMT
What! But my freezer is called Bernard! It's part of a fridge.
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 12:30:10 GMT
Bloody typical human. It's a disgrace! It could be worse my frigid friend, at least she doesn't fill you with sperm. When did i say I filled it with sperm? I don't do any of the work, spare the strenuous task of spending the money.... ;D |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 12:39:38 GMT
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 12:43:14 GMT
haha. You wouldn't think it would be possible to string out a fictitious enterprise this far but it is  |
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Freddie the Freezer
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Post by Freddie the Freezer on May 17, 2006 17:24:06 GMT
What! But my freezer is called Bernard! It's part of a fridge. Called Bernard by you, yes! Just proves how little you care about me doesn't it, pet!  |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 21:46:19 GMT
"Pet"? You're northern too?
You told me you were called Bernard, damn you. I asked you your name and you said "BeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRn-n-n-naRRRRRRRRDDDDD" Try and deny it!
Oh and by the way, will you please stop making that racket at night when I'm trying to sleep.
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 22:22:44 GMT
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 18, 2006 19:34:32 GMT
Do we have to have your little domestic on a public forum?   Domestic dispute, or domestic appliance? ;D |
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Post by medibot on May 18, 2006 20:10:11 GMT
Both, i'm glad somebody had the wit to notice my pun. A beer for you sir |
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Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on May 19, 2006 4:41:32 GMT
I noticed straight away. I just didn't want to encourage you....  ;D |
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Post by ambersalamander on May 19, 2006 12:37:26 GMT
It's not exactly a pun anyway is it?
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 19, 2006 16:48:44 GMT
I noticed straight away. I just didn't want to encourage you.... ;D Yeah! OK then... 'seasy to say these things after the event  ;D |
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Post by roofless on May 19, 2006 21:24:12 GMT
I wouldn't exactly call it an event...
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