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Post by medibot on Jul 17, 2007 2:49:15 GMT
People who find the need to punch you in face when merely ASKING for my money in a manner that would imply i'd be in a lot of pain if i didn't would've sufficed (or at least given me a few seconds to run away!) Instead, two seconds into a mugging i get smacked in the face and have a broken nose pissing with blood, a dent in the head and chipped teeth and worst of all, i can't have beer cos of the painkillers. Such a lovely town is Sutton  Third time i've been assaulted in Sutton. f**k**g shitpit. Got some wicked bloodstained photos if anyone wants to see though  |
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Post by malxscfc on Jul 17, 2007 9:47:16 GMT
Bloody hell, Nick! Really sorry to hear that. 3 times is a right downer too. Would start to erode your faith in the better nature of strangers, which is an appallling state of affairs to live with! F'ing bastards! Maybe you need to tune in your paranoia antennae a little...  Out of curiosity, did they get money as well? If not, why bother? The thrill? Sadism? |
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Post by bonehead on Jul 17, 2007 9:47:21 GMT
To be mugged once in Sutton is accidental. To be mugged there twice is coincidental. To be mugged three times sounds like masochism! :-)
Sue the booger if you can! Alcohol deprivation because of a mugging must be worth a fortune in mental stress claims.
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Post by malxscfc on Jul 17, 2007 9:48:41 GMT
(Forgot to add) They weren't wearing amber and speaking with a Welsh accent, were they?  |
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jul 17, 2007 12:20:37 GMT
People who find the need to punch you in face when merely ASKING for my money in a manner that would imply i'd be in a lot of pain if i didn't would've sufficed (or at least given me a few seconds to run away!) Instead, two seconds into a mugging i get smacked in the face and have a broken nose pissing with blood, a dent in the head and chipped teeth and worst of all, i can't have beer cos of the painkillers. Such a lovely town is Sutton Third time i've been assaulted in Sutton. f**k**g shitpit. Got some wicked bloodstained photos if anyone wants to see though Surely the solution is in yer own hands! Move to Carshalton...  Apart from which, get well soon mucker; don't suppose there's any chance of catching the arse-wipes who did this?? |
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 17, 2007 17:13:59 GMT
Apparently one of them looked a bit like Warren McBean
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Post by bh on Jul 17, 2007 18:11:25 GMT
Oh dear mate, sorry to hear about that. I take it this was late at night? Sutton's not a very nice place when the sun goes down. (It's not very nice at the best of times, but better than say Croydon) Hope your ok!
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 17, 2007 18:22:15 GMT
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Post by martello on Jul 17, 2007 18:53:07 GMT
Best wishes Medi, mate - I've put together a crack team of Eastbourne's finest to form a vigilante group for you....
"C'mon Mavis, Ethel, Stan...get your zimmers and your false teeth - let's go to work!"
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Post by hannahcafc on Jul 17, 2007 19:18:41 GMT
Surely the solution is in yer own hands! Move to carsh*ton... I have a garage going spare  Get the feeling that will have made him feel a hell of a lot worse!  |
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Post by bh on Jul 17, 2007 19:24:49 GMT
I'd have thought the good nurse Hannah would have been round with a couple of bottles of Hobgoblin by now!! |
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Post by hannahcafc on Jul 17, 2007 19:30:24 GMT
The good nurse Hannah (though my friends call me Florence ) has indeed been on a visit or two...minus the Hobgoblin though. Banana Yazoo doesn't really have the same effect on the patient but it's a bit kinder to the painkillers |
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Post by hannahcafc on Jul 17, 2007 19:38:11 GMT
Best wishes Medi, mate - I've put together a crack team of Eastbourne's finest to form a vigilante group for you.... "C'mon Mavis, Ethel, Stan...get your zimmers and your false teeth - let's go to work!" LOL! Don't worry, Sal & I have it covered. Our chief weapon is a cheese grater...a cheese grater and pliers...pliers and a cheese grater. Our two weapons are a cheese grater and pliers...and a potato peeler. Our three weapons are a cheese grater, pliers and a potato peeler...and nail clippers. Our four..no, amongst our weapons are...amongst our weaponry are such elements as a cheese grater, pliers, a potato peeler, nail clippers, a screwdriver, a cordless drill, an electric sander and our secret weapon...chillis! Nobody expects the Sal & Hannah inquisition! Now, who's going to press Play and start the James Bond soundtrack? |
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Post by ambersalamander on Jul 17, 2007 19:53:07 GMT
Lucky he doesn't live in Worthing |
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Post by amberaleman on Jul 17, 2007 20:49:07 GMT
These thugs were no doubt blissfully unaware that Medibot's dad is a police officer - who is now organising a 'Hot Fuzz' style hit squad to track them down. Once apprehended, they'll be incarcerated in a foetid cell with a bunch of Bromley fans sporting a variety of exotic skin complaints and who delight in singing James Blunt songs for hours on end in a wavering off-key falsetto. That'll learn them.  |
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