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Post by medibot on Oct 5, 2007 17:10:25 GMT
Beer surely?
It's like the cholera outbreaks in London where the only people who survived were the brewery workers who drank beer and not water.
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Post by ojiveojive on Oct 5, 2007 17:25:52 GMT
I was under the impression that everyone, even children, drank beer instead of water because it wasn't as rank as water. As for poisoning the water supply, that might work if it were possible to poison only the supply to your own dwelling. I would suggest that a few hundred gallons of liquid LSD (I might know a man..... ) added to the reservoir would not only kill the neighbours but they would have a fantastic time dying, except the unfortunate paranoids that had bad trips. You would, of course, have to remove yourself from the area until it was safe to return.
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Post by samd on Oct 5, 2007 17:42:39 GMT
The only reliable way of killing ALL of them without it being obvious whodunnit is to blow up the building, which would mean losing my own flat. Or what if I poison the water supply and then tell the police that I have ALWAYS consumed only bottled water? Stop over thinking it, just go with your instinct. Try nerve gas.
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 5, 2007 23:03:50 GMT
I don't like the idea of having that stuff in my flat
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 5, 2007 23:39:56 GMT
Malx, how do you know they're Christians? They might be worshipping Reliant Robins for all I know. I don't think that. Merely an illustration. And what's wrong with three-wheeled vehicles? You Reliantist! Okay. Plant a webcamera in the fitness girl's flat, with a lead going right down to the noisy boy's own wardrobe/PC. That way all three get stymied - Fitness Girl flees for her life instantly. Noisy Boy gets thrown out by Noisy Girl, and Noisy Girl hasn't budgeted for the rent on her own. The down side is that African Chantman then moves the rest of his Choir in, to ease commuting to their communal worship...
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Post by samd on Oct 6, 2007 9:02:47 GMT
I don't like the idea of having that stuff in my flat That's the point though, it would be in there flat - not yours.
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 6, 2007 9:22:08 GMT
Same building dear sir- and the building isn't built to protect flats from gas attacks. Crack under the door and that Malx, I'd rather have fitness girl than african chant bloke- do you think we can get Loud Girlfriend Bloke stitched up that way? The only flaw in your plan is that Loud Girlfriend doesn't, as far as I gather, actually live here, so she can't kick out Loud Girlfriend Bloke. However, there is a chance that she'd dump him and the next girlfriend he gets is quieter.
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Post by samd on Oct 6, 2007 10:26:14 GMT
Same building dear sir- and the building isn't built to protect flats from gas attacks. Crack under the door and that Now you're just looking for excuses - be honest, you don't really want to kill them at all do you?!
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 6, 2007 10:29:21 GMT
There is the chance that I may get into trouble for it, darling. Especially as my job involves working with vulnerable people, and I think my employers might just be put off by that.
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Post by samd on Oct 6, 2007 10:33:34 GMT
There is the chance that I may get into trouble for it, darling. Especially as my job involves working with vulnerable people, and I think my employers might just be put off by that. Damn political correctness.
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 6, 2007 10:43:10 GMT
Where?
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Post by samd on Oct 6, 2007 10:44:23 GMT
Somewhere, lurking, hiding, waiting to pounce.
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 6, 2007 10:52:24 GMT
I hate political correctness. I prefer non-discriminatory language that doesn't pretend to be anything else.
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Post by pies on Oct 6, 2007 22:57:15 GMT
Just do what i would do, and create your own noise at a moment which would really annoy everyone else, say having a loud party that goes on untill 4 in the morning, or something.
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Post by Giggy of Telford on Oct 7, 2007 22:47:33 GMT
I agree, everyone else there has something which makes them noisy, why not join in and get revenge.
Be the person who plays video games at full volume at ridiculous hours. Even better if someone else brings it up as then you can say you'll stop if they stop (insert noisy activity here).
Ofcourse once you cut a deal with one of them you'll have to find another noisy activity to bargain with the next one.
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