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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Oct 12, 2007 17:31:03 GMT
CJ off eggheads.
He makes me want to punch the screen.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Oct 19, 2007 12:19:12 GMT
Funny that. My wife wants to do exactly the self same thing! Smug git. Daphne is the top-egghead in our house. She hails from Weston Super Mare you know.  |
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 19, 2007 20:34:19 GMT
Who in the name of arse is Daphne?  |
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Post by ojiveojive on Oct 19, 2007 22:00:19 GMT
I'd like to boil Daphne in CJ's hair oil
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 20, 2007 5:24:03 GMT
I'd like to boil Daphne in CJ's hair oil Too few polyunsaturates, and too many trans fatty acids, old boy!  |
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Post by ojiveojive on Oct 21, 2007 13:22:42 GMT
Too few polyunsaturates, and too many trans fatty acids, old boy! I don't want to eat her, I just want to boil her in oil  |
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 21, 2007 20:19:40 GMT
Too few polyunsaturates, and too many trans fatty acids, old boy! I don't want to eat her, I just want to boil her in oil Clearly I got mixed messages. Just use a flame thrower then!  |
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 21, 2007 20:32:27 GMT
I still have no idea who this lady of questionable merits is...
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 21, 2007 20:42:08 GMT
I still have no idea who this lady of questionable merits is... Durrrrr! It's Daphne. Dontya no nuffink? |
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 21, 2007 20:54:46 GMT
*shrugs*
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Post by ojiveojive on Oct 22, 2007 9:19:20 GMT
Amber, you'll have to watch Eggheads at 6pm on a weekday evening, a somewhat pedestrian general knowledge quiz programme in which a team of sad bastards have to beat the resident team of, you've guessed it, eggheads or sad bastards with hyperactive brains, the only hyperactive thing about them. I sometimes think one or two of them have died on camera. The resident team consists of Chris, a portly ex-train driver with an arrogant disdain for anything of real interest, like sport, who has won Mastermind, Brain of Britain (fix? see Kevin below) or some such; CJ, a winner of 15 to 1 and a greasy, smarmy prententious arse who also has an arrogant disdain for anything outside of his own armpit; Kevin, superbrain world quiz master who also sets questions for Brain of Britain, wears check shirts and appears to be underwhelmed by every question ever asked of him; Judith, the first person to win a million on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, looks down on everyone from her crypto-aristocratic background - she's a distant relative of royalty on the german side, apparently and sounds like she has a plum up her bum. Finally there's Daphne: lovely old age pensioner, granny, winner of god knows what, irritating as hell and would slit your throat as soon as look at you.
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Post by malxscfc on Oct 22, 2007 12:48:03 GMT
*shrugs* |
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Post by ambersalamander on Oct 22, 2007 19:15:48 GMT
Ah yes Eggheads. I've never seen it, but I was once invited to be part of a team on it. This didn't happen in the end for various reasons.
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