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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 24, 2006 0:21:05 GMT
Q. How many AFC Wimbledon fans does it take to wallpaper a room? A. Depends how thinly you slice them! Q. What do you have if you've got a hundred Woking fans up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand Q. What do you get if you cross a Carsh*ton fan with a pile of poo? A. A pile of poo. And finally- I must give the credit for this one to Scott who is a Blyth Spartans fan: I was once offered the chance to sleep with the entire Carsh*ton Athletic support. I declined. I don't do threesomes!  |
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Post by akiewitton on Feb 24, 2006 0:22:12 GMT
The usual sh!t ground no fans has been changed to no ground no fans to Northwich Vics but not particularly original.
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Post by frankiegth on Mar 1, 2006 19:34:11 GMT
During one of Hucknalls games last season one of our players was not having one of his better games and someone moaned
"They ought ta bring plummer on"
Quick as a flash came the reply
"They've tried, but he can't get 'til next Thursday"
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Post by samd on Mar 3, 2006 12:17:49 GMT
Half time at Ashton the other week a friend came up to me and asked me if I can name three football clubs that have a swear word in their name. I thought about it and gave up.
The answer: Sc**thorpe United, Arsenal and
Manchester f**king-United lol
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Post by samd on Mar 3, 2006 12:18:45 GMT
Q. How many AFC Wimbledon fans does it take to wallpaper a room? A. Depends how thinly you slice them! Q. What do you have if you've got a hundred Woking fans up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand Q. What do you get if you cross a Carsh*ton fan with a pile of poo? A. A pile of poo. And finally- I must give the credit for this one to Scott who is a Blyth Spartans fan: I was once offered the chance to sleep with the entire Carsh*ton Athletic support. I declined. I don't do threesomes! You just replaced Gateshead with Crashaltonlol. |
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Post by frankiegth on Mar 3, 2006 22:54:49 GMT
I was walking home from the game the other week when I heard a commotion from the hedge bottom. To my surprise there as plain as day was a rat and a hedgehog embroiled in a fight.
It was a close run thing but the hedgehog won on points. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ambersalamander on Mar 4, 2006 13:42:58 GMT
Half time at Ashton the other week a friend came up to me and asked me if I can name three football clubs that have a swear word in their name. I thought about it and gave up. The answer: S c**thorpe United, Arsenal and Manchester f**king-United lol What about Carsh*ton? |
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