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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 24, 2006 1:11:22 GMT
I've heard some of these, all right.
At K*ngst*nian: "Blah blah blah, meh meh meh... and anyone wishing to buy tickets, please go and see John, who is standing in his usual place...outside the men's toilets"
At Weston-super-Mare: "Half-time scores...in the Premiership...um...er...yes. Oh! Manchester United Nil!!!! [Long pause] Oh Christ, I've forgotten who they're playing now...[pause] Oh yeah. Southampton nil, as well."
At Braintree (very sheepishly, after half an hour of Hoofball has resulted in the loss of several footballs): "Er... we only have one ball... could we have some more, please?"
At Cambridge City: "This is a message for the owner of the car number [whatever it was]. Please return to your vehicle IMMEDIATELY. Driver of car registration number [whatever], please return to your vehicle immediately as.. you have left the handbrake off!"
At Bishop's Stortford: "Um... if there's a Hednesford fan in the ground...[sounds extremely confused] er, any Hednesford fan in the ground please meet Sal and Nick outside the bar."
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Post by coops on Feb 24, 2006 16:39:36 GMT
After Guiseley equalised with an own goal in an FA Cup match, said in an extremely grumpy voice:
"Guiseley's equaliser in the xxth minute.........scored by Tamuff."
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 24, 2006 17:13:29 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by roofless on Feb 27, 2006 16:27:31 GMT
After Guiseley equalised with an own goal in an FA Cup match, said in an extremely grumpy voice: "Guiseley's equaliser in the xxth minute.........scored by Tamuff." Was that by any chance the match with a very very large defender for Guisely, who stepped up to take a free kick near the shed, and there was a lot of jeering about the guys weight... so he hiked up his shorts and scratched his arse, and then took the free kick? Because that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen at the lamb, it made my day!
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Post by Sultan of Cannock- SRFC on Feb 27, 2006 17:30:27 GMT
Listening to Test Match Special from Headingley a while ago, the following tannoy message could be clearly heard by the listening public. "Would a Mr Hugh Jarce from Bradford please go to the member's bar. That's Hugh Jarce from Bradford..."
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Post by coops on Feb 27, 2006 21:14:44 GMT
Was that by any chance the match with a very very large defender for Guisely, who stepped up to take a free kick near the shed, and there was a lot of jeering about the guys weight... so he hiked up his shorts and scratched his arse, and then took the free kick? Because that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen at the lamb, it made my day! That's the one! He was one of the Guiseley players dancing on the tables later in the bar as well, it's a wonder we had any tables left.
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Post by medibot on Feb 27, 2006 22:22:55 GMT
Players dancing on tables!
We had a fat Aldershot fan do that once but i've not seen players before!
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 28, 2006 11:37:33 GMT
Listening to Test Match Special from Headingley a while ago, the following tannoy message could be clearly heard by the listening public. "Would a Mr Hugh Jarce from Bradford please go to the member's bar. That's Hugh Jarce from Bradford..." I think that was very likely stolen from The Simpsons!
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Post by coops on Feb 28, 2006 13:09:15 GMT
Players dancing on tables! We had a fat Aldershot fan do that once but i've not seen players before! They could be excused. they had just beaten us to book a trip to Luton in the 1st round.
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Post by ambersalamander on Mar 1, 2006 14:59:33 GMT
I suppose Aldersh*t could too, since they'd just that minute won the league!
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Post by peekay on Mar 2, 2006 4:36:34 GMT
Not football related but... At Glastonbury 95 John Peel was compere on the second stage. On the Sunday afternoon he made an announcement along the lines of " Would girl A and her sister ,girl B please contact a steward or police officer urgently as your parents have been arrested" I nearly wet myself laughing.
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Post by ambersalamander on Mar 2, 2006 11:59:36 GMT
Ha ha! Wonder what they'd done?
I know parents are meant to be embarrassing but that takes the biscuit!
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Post by medibot on Mar 2, 2006 14:04:43 GMT
I vaguely remember something at Wimbledon Stadium Banger racing where some numpty had parked in the waiting area for the demolition derby at the end of the night and the announcement requested that they move it if they had any plans on seeing it one piece again
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Post by samd on Mar 3, 2006 12:13:44 GMT
"the equaliser for North Ferriby scored by Chris McCabe" after we had equalised at Prescot a week last Wednesday.......so we started chanting "we are top of the league" we went on to win 3-1 and the announcer got our name correct for our second goal
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Post by bonehead on Mar 5, 2006 13:54:06 GMT
With players like Diuk, DiFante and McIlwain the travelling KTFC support gets to hear some odd pronunciations when the team gets read out over the tannoy. Numpty of the Year so far is the female announcer at Leigh who messed up the foregoing as well as the name Gould!
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