Another joke (wot i stole from dorchester)

[ambersalamander]

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Carsh*ton and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Carsh*ton fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Carsh*ton fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Carsh*ton fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Carsh*ton fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Sutton fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Sutton fan?"

"Because my mum and dad are from Sutton, and my mum is a Sutton fan and my dad is a Sutton fan, so I'm a Sutton fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Sutton fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Carsh*ton fan."

[medibot]

Brilliant

[Col ISIHAC.]

I take it that in the original, the words Dorchester & Weymouth are used instead of Sutton & Carshalton?

[medibot]

I dunno, they were nice enough to give us six points so maybe the joke was for us too

[MiB]

admin said:

I take it that in the original, the words Dorchester & Weymouth are used instead of Sutton & Carshalton?

I think you need to look in the archives for the the original words

[ambersalamander]

Yes.

Dorchester and Weymuff.

I was going to post the original joke, but remembered our nice weymuff friends

[Giggy of Telford]

Will go well about Shrewsbury fans aswell.

[luvlydory]

I imagine it would go with pretty well most closely rivalled teams(magpies & black cats in league) wether non-league or otherwise !!!

[Col ISIHAC.]

Yep.

In any carefully chosen environment, this joke could quite happily start a riot!

Depending, of course, upon who told it & how loudly! ;D

[luvlydory]

;D ;D ;D
I would, as long as i had a clear escape route & a fast car !!!

[Col ISIHAC.]

Yeah.

Surprise me not!

[luvlydory]

it would be probably be b.c's. v magpies, and it would be an audi tt !!!!!!!!!!!

[Col ISIHAC.]

luvlydory said:

it would be probably be b.c's. v magpies, and it would be an audi tt !!!!!!!!!!!

HA ha!