mazey
Soggy Chip
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Post by mazey on Jun 3, 2007 7:42:58 GMT
Got this joke via text message yesterday.
" I had a car crash this morning, went straight into the back of this car". The driver steps out the car she had crashed into and he was a dwarf, "I'm not happy" the dwarf says, the woman replies, "Well which f*****g one are you then!!"
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Post by ambersalamander on Jun 3, 2007 18:14:11 GMT
Hmmm, quite amusing in a tinpot way  |
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Jun 3, 2007 18:21:03 GMT
It's in the right place then Amber dear!  ;D |
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Post by malxscfc on Jun 14, 2007 22:33:49 GMT
"Person of restricted growth". 'Vertically challenged', perhaps. Don't you lot know nuffink?  |
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Post by ambersalamander on Jun 15, 2007 10:18:24 GMT
I always prefer "petite" |
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Post by malxscfc on Jun 15, 2007 12:09:16 GMT
I always prefer "petite" That's how you describe a small, French, female pea, surely? |
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Post by ambersalamander on Jun 15, 2007 12:32:44 GMT
Well, I am small and female. I may not be French, but I am wearing green. I'm not particularly round though; I tend to lose weight in the close season If you came out of a coma, you'd be able to tell what time of year it was before you looked outside by how skinny or chubby I am... |
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