acwcfc
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911
Feb 6, 2008 23:52:20 GMT
Post by acwcfc on Feb 6, 2008 23:52:20 GMT
Apologies if this has been posted before...
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police
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911
Feb 8, 2008 11:48:20 GMT
Post by malxscfc on Feb 8, 2008 11:48:20 GMT
Legendary homely Republican stoopidity! A friend of mine spent a summer holiday selling aerial Photos door-to-door over there. One friendly Yank asked him about his accent, and where he comes from: - I'm from England. - Gee. That's great. What language do they speak over there? (True Story.)
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911
Feb 8, 2008 21:42:22 GMT
Post by ojiveojive on Feb 8, 2008 21:42:22 GMT
Surely I'm not the only conspiracy theorist that has linked 9/11 with the US emergency services number of 911, am I?
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911
Feb 10, 2008 12:01:57 GMT
Post by ambersalamander on Feb 10, 2008 12:01:57 GMT
No, you're not...
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