Post by coops on May 15, 2008 15:58:22 GMT
…… and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can’t believe his luck as she starts waving….
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F***ing hell are you the bird I shagged on my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my a*se?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F***ing hell are you the bird I shagged on my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my a*se?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"