liverpool jokes

[oldboyblue]

Rafa Benitez was asked by a reporter 'why he kept on playing a player rotation system'?
He replied ' It keeps the burglars guessing who's home and who's in the team'

Rafa saw an old women struggling with her shopping, 'Can you manage love'? He shouted
She replied, 'you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to help'

Cappello was at his first training session and being a man who notices everything he can't help seeing a pile of dog mess on the floor.
He shouts in disgust 'who's poo on the ground'?
To which Crouch stands up and replies 'but I am quite good in the air'

boom boom ;D

[ambersalamander]

I think Crouchy got that one the wrong way round!

[oldboyblue]

A Liverpool fan and a Man Utd fan were caught driking alcohol in Saudi Arabia (must have been a premiership game played abroad)
The moral police gave them a choice, If one admitted to bringing in the beer they would get 200 lashes and the drinker would only get 100.
The liverpool fan decides to confess and gets the 200 lash sentence.
As it was a special holiday the ruling shiek gives them one wish,
The Man utd fan goes up first and says ' I will take my 100 lashes but for my wish I would like a pillow strapped to my back'.
Even with a pillow the pain in excruciating.
The liverpool fan steps up and says ' I will take my 200 lashes but for my wish I would like the Man utd fan strapped to my back'.

[pies]

Which ship will never dock in Liverpool? The Premiership

[Croc]

tbh the whole of Liverpool is one massive joke