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May 14, 2006 17:32:38 GMT
Post by roofless on May 14, 2006 17:32:38 GMT
... are all men wankers? Anyone wanna tell me? tyour're mostly men, so some of u shoul.d know?!?! What is it in your teeny tiny frickin brain cells that telsl u u can fucnk around wit women, like wen we're arent that interersted u pursue until we are really into your sorry little asses and then u go all frickin wankerinsh and stop being interested WITHOUT TELLIUNG US TO OUR FACES THAT YIU ARWENT INTERESTED which is all i need to funk off and leave u alone anyway, but why even bother if the commmintment phobic f**k wit didnt even wanna know you in the first plac?
I AM BNOW AN OFFICIAL LESBANEN. And its either men or this gay piece of coursework for a sandle wearing santa klause german but one of them has now led me to drinking in the freaking afternong. I am not amused. 2 A4 pages of coursework fdone drunk to be handed in on tuesday morning.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHY MEN ARE TWATS?
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May 14, 2006 17:42:30 GMT
Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 17:42:30 GMT
Afternoon Roofless dear... I'd like to say something but i'm not entirely sure what...
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May 14, 2006 18:56:34 GMT
Post by samd on May 14, 2006 18:56:34 GMT
... are all men wankers? Anyone wanna tell me? tyour're mostly men, so some of u shoul.d know?!?! What is it in your teeny tiny frickin brain cells that telsl u u can fucnk around wit women, like wen we're arent that interersted u pursue until we are really into your sorry little asses and then u go all frickin wankerinsh and stop being interested WITHOUT TELLIUNG US TO OUR FACES THAT YIU ARWENT INTERESTED which is all i need to funk off and leave u alone anyway, but why even bother if the commmintment phobic f**k wit didnt even wanna know you in the first plac? I AM BNOW AN OFFICIAL LESBANEN. And its either men or this gay piece of coursework for a sandle wearing santa klause german but one of them has now led me to drinking in the freaking afternong. I am not amused. 2 A4 pages of coursework fdone drunk to be handed in on tuesday morning. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY MEN ARE TWATS? If your question is in regards to self pleasuring then all I can say is that it's a completley natural process for all males to go through. However, if you mean your question in a derogative manner then I have to say that's a bit harsh. Forgive me for blowing my own trumpet so to speak but I don't believe I am a wanker.....I hope Sal can back me up on that. You might think you hate all men but you haven't even met me yet
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May 14, 2006 21:49:47 GMT
Post by ambersalamander on May 14, 2006 21:49:47 GMT
Um...I've only met you twice Scottycakes, but yes, I believe that you're certainly not that sort of bloke! I don't understand 'em either. Half of them are made backwards. The more interest you show in them the less they like you and vice versa...WHY?! My last boyfriend worked in this way. The nicer I was to him, the less nice he was to me. The less nice he was to me the less nice I was to him. The less nice I was to him, the nicer he was to me The nicer he was to me, the nicer I was to him The nicer I was to him, the less nice he was to me... So tell me. Which one of us was working LOGICALLY?!
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May 14, 2006 21:55:42 GMT
Post by luvlydory on May 14, 2006 21:55:42 GMT
Neither... relationships do not work on logic.
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May 14, 2006 21:57:49 GMT
Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 21:57:49 GMT
Logic? Since when has the fabled art of Blokism involved logic? Nah! Roofless is right. Though, of course, there are exceptions that are necessary in order to prove the rule. Naturally. And Scottycakes might indeed be one of them.
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May 14, 2006 22:03:17 GMT
Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 22:03:17 GMT
I've thought about this many a time but at the end of the day women still seem to have an irreversible skill in going out with wankers. I'm nice and very good at all that non-wankery stuff but i'll be buggered if any f*cker will go out with me
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May 14, 2006 22:04:12 GMT
Post by samd on May 14, 2006 22:04:12 GMT
Um...I've only met you twice Scottycakes, but yes, I believe that you're certainly not that sort of bloke! I don't understand 'em either. Half of them are made backwards. The more interest you show in them the less they like you and vice versa...WHY?! My last boyfriend worked in this way. The nicer I was to him, the less nice he was to me. The less nice he was to me the less nice I was to him. The less nice I was to him, the nicer he was to me The nicer he was to me, the nicer I was to him The nicer I was to him, the less nice he was to me... So tell me. Which one of us was working LOGICALLY?! Although to be brutally honest I rmemeber not so long ago when things were bad for me in the head and I was quite intent on being unice to you when you were being nice to me. Glad to say I am past that phase now but I couldn't explain it, I had a deep urge to hurt those who I shouldn't want to hurt. Sorry.
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May 14, 2006 22:05:24 GMT
Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 22:05:24 GMT
I've thought about this many a time but at the end of the day women still seem to have an irreversible skill in going out with wankers. I'm nice and very good at all that non-wankery stuff but i'll be buggered if any f*cker will go out with me I believe this to be a whole new ball game Mr Meds should have his own thread on the subject. Is it true that nice guys get nowhere??
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May 14, 2006 22:10:44 GMT
Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 22:10:44 GMT
Yes, except for my uni mate Ben whose a top bloke and has an impressive pulling the "fittest bird" (a status determined by the general opinion of lots of drunk students) in the room ratio. Even when he has silly hair like me
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May 14, 2006 22:38:56 GMT
Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 22:38:56 GMT
Yes, except for my uni mate Ben whose a top bloke and has an impressive pulling the "fittest bird" (a status determined by the general opinion of lots of drunk students) in the room ratio. Even when he has silly hair like me Yo must hate him I would.
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May 14, 2006 22:41:19 GMT
Post by medibot on May 14, 2006 22:41:19 GMT
I might hate him, if he wasn't a nice bloke. He is however one of the few exceptions and i am clearly not one of them myself
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May 14, 2006 22:44:59 GMT
Post by ojiveojive on May 14, 2006 22:44:59 GMT
As Clarence 'Frogman' Henry sang: You always hurt the one you love The one you shouldn't hurt at all. You always take the sweetest rose And crush it 'til the petals fall. You always break the kindest heart With a hasty word you can't recall. So if I broke your heart last night It's because I love you most of all I'm a fackin' wanker Get well soon roofless
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May 14, 2006 22:54:20 GMT
Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 14, 2006 22:54:20 GMT
Such compassion. There he is, with a kind word and heartfelt sentiment
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May 14, 2006 22:56:11 GMT
Post by luvlydory on May 14, 2006 22:56:11 GMT
it's nice to see some guys have compassion and feelings ! cheer up soon roofless !!
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