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Post by medibot on May 16, 2006 23:40:40 GMT
There's plenty of them so put them here but i'll start with this one from a cartoon i got sent...
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 0:06:18 GMT
I generally find "Do you regret what happened between us" to be pretty well unanswerable for the same reasons...
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 0:15:53 GMT
There's a good one There's some more classics, if anybody remembers the "why ask?" sketch from Only Fools & Horses they'll know what i'm on about but i'm looking for more to amuse us all with.
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 21:42:31 GMT
How's about "does my bum look big in this?" A question that I, for the record, have never asked. Mine was always something along the lines of "Is this skirt/top/dress/pair of shoes OK for a posh do/night at your mate's/football match, do you think?" A boyfriend I once had -bless his cotton ones- got around this by saying something like "You look great, but I don't know what else you've got, so I can't tell you if it's the best thing you have for it" I would then go all gushy and offer a choice of three or so items, and he'd pick the one "you look sexiest in" That was great. Worked a treat. So no matter what I was wearing I'd always know that my boyfriend thought I looked good in it!
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 21:50:44 GMT
A boyfriend I once had -bless his cotton ones- got around this by saying something like "You look great, but I don't know what else you've got, so I can't tell you if it's the best thing you have for it" I would then go all gushy and offer a choice of three or so items, and he'd pick the one "you look sexiest in" Am remembering that one for future awkward situations
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 22:01:50 GMT
Right. But in general, if a woman asks for example "Should I wear the red top or the blue one?" you should ALWAYS answer, "Have you already picked the one you'd like to wear, or do you really have no idea?"
because the answer "Of course I haven't that's why I'm asking you you fool" is rather better than "Oh. Oh, I was going to wear the red one. What's wrong with the red one then? Why don't I look good in it?" which, however you answer it leads to trouble.
Only what I've heard from others, mind!
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 22:12:12 GMT
I generally try and sway the question so nothing can make them look bad and the choice comes down to things that won't start an argument. I'll still f*ck it up mind but i try
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Post by Giggy of Telford on May 17, 2006 22:13:06 GMT
On a very unrelated note.... Superman is unstoppable yet Batman is unmovable, what would happen if Superman flew into Batman?
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Post by medibot on May 17, 2006 22:14:09 GMT
The world of comic book geeks would implode?
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Post by ambersalamander on May 17, 2006 22:44:14 GMT
An unstoppable force and an immovable object cannot coexist in one universe. Therefore either of these things would happen: a) The collision would cause one or both of them to vanish and reappear in separate universes, or b) Superman would simply make a hole right through batman's body
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Post by luvlydory on May 18, 2006 10:30:43 GMT
would it depend on Batmen holding Kryptonite ? (enforcing the fact that superman IS stoppable !)
or if he was in the Batmobile he'd get an awfully large repair bill !! ;D
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Post by Giggy of Telford on May 18, 2006 14:56:17 GMT
Long story short batman would probably win purely for being 'The Goddamn Batman!'
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Post by DJhinckley on May 18, 2006 17:02:38 GMT
Right. But in general, if a woman asks for example "Should I wear the red top or the blue one?" you should ALWAYS answer, "Have you already picked the one you'd like to wear, or do you really have no idea?" as you'd imagine i don't f*ck around with silly questions. if anyone has to ask which top you'd prefer them to wear then it's because they don't want to wear either and want someone else to make the decision for them. f*ck em they're grown ups they can take the responsibility themselves. if they say "does my bum look big in this?" then tell the truth - yes, it's f*cking huge, you're a woman what size are you expecting it to be. if they say "do you watch porn?" then tell the truth - yes of course I do, along with 99% of the rest of the world, either pull out a book and read until I'm done, or pull up a pillow and help out. if they say "Is this skirt/top/dress/pair of shoes OK for a posh do/night at your mate's/football match, do you think?" then tell the truth - who cares, nobody's looking at you apart from me and I'm not going to dictate what you wear, wear what you want and I'll have to put up with it. It's not as if I'm going to get upset because you have the wrong shade of lipstick or something. and finally, obviously Superman would deflect off at an angle and keep on going...
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on May 18, 2006 19:13:35 GMT
On a very unrelated note.... Superman is unstoppable yet Batman is unmovable, what would happen if Superman flew into Batman? As DJ said: f*ck em they're grown ups they can take the responsibility themselves. ;D
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Post by luvlydory on May 18, 2006 21:22:55 GMT
How's about "does my bum look big in this?" is that what Superman said when he tried on his costume ??!
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