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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 23, 2006 17:44:29 GMT
Let's face it, every non-league football club has one. There's always one slightly eccentric fellow who's something of a memorable character! I bet we've all got a good story about one of these. My personal favourite is the guy at Lewes who came up to me and my friend after our game at theirs last season. He just walked up, turned a pair of crazy staring eyes upon us and, in a quavering voice, proclaimed, "Your Number Nine! He's FINISHED! He'll never play again! He's FINISHED! It's all over- his career's over - he's FINISHED!" for several minutes. Each pronouncement of "FINISHED" was accompanied by a sweeping hand gesture  Funny how our Number Nine was at that moment sitting on the bench laughing with some team-mates! So our man carries on, "Your Number Five! He's FINISHED! I had a word with him, I did! He's coming to play for us now! He's FINISHED!" Funny too how he could have had a word with someone who hadn't even left the pitch yet! After about 10 minutes I got so frightened that I ran away We have our fair share of these fellows at Sutton too, I hasten to add! |
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Post by medibot on Feb 23, 2006 18:20:05 GMT
Don't forget Weston Jesus (the WSM nutter) kindred spirit of our very own Sutton based Braindead/Jesus nutter. After speaking to me once at Weston's place he remembered me at the home game too  |
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 23, 2006 18:30:17 GMT
Oh yes, Mr. Super-Mare; he remembered me as well! there's always "Baldrick" at Hayes (bless him) and I can think of about six more at different clubs! Once at a home game vs. Bishop's Stortford, I was very surprised when a decidedly eccentric gentleman wandered into the ladies' while I was in there making appropriate use of the facilities! He muttered something about "sorry love, didn't just come in to see you, you know" (I didn't say a word!) and later came up to me in the bar with a mate, said "He's my friend. We're going to the toilet now" and they both disappeared never to return  I think I attract nutters! |
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Feb 23, 2006 18:46:00 GMT
One word from Havant and Waterlooville Lee. Oi! Lee. This forum's got a fackin' spell-checker!! ;D (You gotta love him really)  |
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Post by worksopboy on Feb 23, 2006 19:15:58 GMT
well theres the droylsden keeper he hates every worksop fan o and so does there manager HELLO DAVE PACE
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Feb 23, 2006 19:18:40 GMT
Mad Phil
TOP BLOKE BUT A NUTTER
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 23, 2006 19:20:16 GMT
What does he do that's nutty?
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Feb 23, 2006 19:26:14 GMT
supports worcester lol BEFORE EVERY GAME " we're gonna win this darrell i can feel it FEEL IT WERE gonna win it I dont care if its one nil or ten nil Were gonna win it we really are gonna win it trust me i can feel it were gonna win this ........"  with all hte hand gestures and voice exadurations he can talk for hours about crap sowe were taking the piss on the coach then,,,, IM PISSED OFF its six onto ONE six onto one MAyTE!! im pissed off mayte |
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Post by medibot on Feb 23, 2006 19:28:53 GMT
lol, sounds like he's passed the entry test |
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 23, 2006 21:42:32 GMT
Oh, you two just made me laugh so much! ;D ;D ;D Yep - sounds like our kind of guy. |
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Post by Giggy of Telford on Feb 23, 2006 21:50:20 GMT
We have loads of nutters at Telford, most of us to be fair.
When we went to Rocester they had the "Watch yer language, its a f*cking fmaily game!" bloke though.
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Post by coops on Feb 23, 2006 21:58:38 GMT
Stourbridge have the highest proportion of nutters I have ever seen.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Feb 23, 2006 22:48:41 GMT
Stourbridge have the highest proportion of nutters I have ever seen. You counted them all in, and counted them all out again then? Just wondering... ;D |
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Post by stretfordendling© on Feb 24, 2006 10:31:11 GMT
Oh yes, Mr. Super-Mare; he remembered me as well! there's always "Baldrick" at Hayes (bless him) I think I attract nutters! Care to elaberate? |
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Post by ambersalamander on Feb 24, 2006 11:06:06 GMT
What! You don't know who I mean?
All right. The man I'm referring to is home games only, but when we had an away Trophy game at Uxbridge he came along because you lot were away. I thought he was the only Uxbridge fan wearing their colours, but he turned out to be a Hayes fan in a red jumper (nobody, in fact, was wearing Uxbridge colours!)
I christened him Baldrick because he was very short (almost as short as me, and I am half an inch over five feet tall!), had something of a down-at-heel look about him and was such a sweetie, bless him. He hadn't a clue what anyone was talking about but insisted on joining in all the conversations anyway. He engaged me in a long conversation about the game, led me to believe that he was an Uxbridge fan and when I said "See you at the replay?" he went blank and said "What replay?"
"The replay of this game," I said, "it was a draw so of course there'll be a replay on Tuesday"
"But I'm a Hayes fan," he wailed, as if he thought I was going to force him to go to Sutton on a Tuesday night! ;D
Not the sharpest tool in the box, but a lovely chap, and I was half expecting him to take me aside and murmur, "I have a cunning plan" at any moment!
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with all hte hand gestures and voice exadurations
