Cadburys spokesperson
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Post by Cadburys spokesperson on Sept 1, 2006 12:57:39 GMT
IMPORTANT CONSUMER INFORMATION FROM CADBURY'S
Contrary to a previous press release, Cadbury's would like to point out that a Finger of Fudge is NOT enough to give your kids a treat. They need half a pound of Dairy Milk and a box of Roses each.
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Post by DazaB_WCFC on Sept 3, 2006 1:48:37 GMT
("If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join....the Euphemism Society" - Graeme Garden) If you like a lot of chocolate on your AMBER join our club! Twirls. Oh yes, Twirls. Twirls rule. This is what you do (wot I invented after a few pints). 1) Buy a Twirl and take it to t'pub or SUFC if you happen to drink there like me. 2) Buy a pint of fine ale. 3) Take both to a suitable table and sit upon a suitable chair adjacent to said table. Place the pint of ale upon the table, within suitable supping distance. 4) Unwrap the Twirl. Bite off both ends to a depth of 1-1.5cm. 5) Dip one end of the Twirl into your ale. Put the other end in your mouth and suck. Hey presto, a chocolate straw! The beer keeps the chocolate cool enough that it will not melt in your hand, while giving a subtle but rich chocolate flavour to your beer. It's really bloody nice actually! ;D DAZA WANTS!!
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Post by coops on Sept 3, 2006 10:26:18 GMT
IMPORTANT CONSUMER INFORMATION FROM CADBURY'SContrary to a previous press release, Cadbury's would like to point out that a Finger of Fudge is NOT enough to give your kids a treat. They need half a pound of Dairy Milk and a box of Roses each. After the E-coli outbreak I thought Cadbury's new slogan was: "A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids the shits."
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 3, 2006 20:56:27 GMT
OK folks- and I dedicate this to Daza. Amber Salamander's new invention. (...this is a good point actually: why do we say "new invention"? How on earth could an invention NOT be new? Oh well, I've typed it now) I have had a hard day at the orifice, chaps. A VERY hard day. One of those eight-hours-plus-at-work-without-a-minute's-break days where you're expected to do everything because you're the most senior person there days that leaves you completely and utterly drained. I won't go into too many details, but it was EXHAUSTING and I felt under pressure all day. Then it took me ages to get out because everyone wanted to ask me ONE MORE THING each, and then I went to the station and missed my half-hourly train by 2 and a half seconds. Then I had a 20 minute walk from the station with a heavy bag. So. The first thing I did when I got home was this: I invented a new drink called "Hard Day at the Office" It is basically hot chocolate with a kick, and it is SO DAMN GORGEOUS I thought I'd share it with you people, 'cos you're all so nice and I love you. It comprises the following ingredients: One almost-full-mug of milk 2 teaspoons cocoa powder Sugar to taste (I used about one and a half teaspoons) Dash vanilla flavouring Dash almond extract Pinch of grated nutmeg SQUIRTY CREAM ;D And as much vodka as you dare. Wot you do is: you heat up the milk in a nice saucepan. Meanwhile, put the sugar and cocoa powder in yer mug and while stirring, VERY GRADUALLY add just enough milk to form a stiff paste. Add the nutmeg and stir in (mix well, or it'll just sink to the bottom). Mix in the vanilla and almond flavourings and add the milk when it's hot. Stir well, top up with lots of vodka and squirt a huge mountain of cream on top- YAY!!! And drink. Think I might go and make another! ;D
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Post by medibot on Sept 3, 2006 22:05:39 GMT
I'm sure to everybody else that sounds lovely and i'm glad that Sal's found something to brighten up her evening but if you ever want to see me involuntarily throw up, give me that, it will happen, even if i didn't want to throw up i would
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Post by ambersalamander on Sept 3, 2006 22:17:51 GMT
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. ;D
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Post by ojiveojive on Sept 3, 2006 22:39:02 GMT
I'm not saying anything ;D
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Post by ojiveojive on Sept 3, 2006 22:39:30 GMT
except................................
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Post by ojiveojive on Sept 3, 2006 22:41:26 GMT
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Post by coops on Sept 3, 2006 23:34:10 GMT
Sal, you are a genius, me and the missus have just downed a few of your invention and we are rather merry and giggling at Sky Sports!
Cheers!
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Post by medibot on Sept 4, 2006 1:05:13 GMT
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. I'm not in the mood for saying nice things. I'm in the mood for bricking myself and living on the floor of a computer lab for a fortnight Anyway, Coops likes it and his opinion actually matters
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Post by bh on Sept 4, 2006 6:51:38 GMT
Hmmmmmmm, Brandy sounds a nice option!
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Post by coops on Sept 4, 2006 9:01:50 GMT
Hmmmmmmm, Brandy sounds a nice option! We ran out of vodka and tried it with gin, not very good! I don't feel well.
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Post by Col ISIHAC. on Sept 4, 2006 12:22:46 GMT
[quote author=coops board=theblameacademy thread=1156865514 post=1157360510 We ran out of vodka and tried it with gin, not very good! I don't feel well.[/quote] TBH, am a tad surprised that you considered gin in the first place! Desperation, eh Coops? Gin doesn't go with anything other than well chilled tonic & lemon. It's important that you remember this.
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Post by coops on Sept 4, 2006 15:21:06 GMT
Gin doesn't go with anything other than well chilled tonic & lemon. It's important that you remember this. I think it goes great with Irn Bru, but then I am a bit strange.
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